I thought the song about a guy who falls in love with his tractor was about as bad as it could get. I was wrong. It gets worse.
Today on the radio I heard a song on a country station where a guy tells his GF: "I want to check you for ticks".
WTH? I listened only long enough to see if this was a joke or something. Sadly, it wasn't.
I can't believe people make up this trash. Are there really people out there who enjoy listening to this?