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Originally Posted by colorider
I loved his one about uncle caveman
I liked the 'Disneyland burned down'.
Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Originally Posted by Xerum 525