I figured you as more of a óracker afficiando.
Do you also make chittering noises whenever you see a bird?
Right in the middle of that, my cat walked in and started rubbing on the corner of a box...the good life.
And you get paid for that?
Are they hiring? I can scratch myself.
I bet your boss doesn't appreciate it when you climb onto his keyboard and stare at him.
That's very funny