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fettsvenska 04-20-14 02:12 AM

My wife kick me out of bed
 
I ate too much pizza for dinner and now I'm farting a lot so I got kick to the sofa. :twitchy:

I can't say that I totally blame my wife. These farts are so hot and nasty that I think that my own face is starting to melt off. I might be Freddy Kreuger by the morning. I downed some Pepto about 30 min ago and my GI tract is still percolating like a coffee pot.

So if Freddy Kreuger shows up in your dreams and asks you to pull his finger, you better hope that you have a friend who can wake you from that nightmare. Otherwise, a horrific death is imminent.

trackhub 04-20-14 08:01 AM

I hear this a lot from married dudes, and for far less offenses than the one you describe.

ahsposo 04-20-14 08:37 AM

Thanks for sharing...

C Law 04-20-14 08:39 AM

This isn't a scratch n sniff thread?

Alfster 04-20-14 09:53 AM

Isn't it supposed to be "... for better, or worse ..." and "... in good times, and in bad ..."?

jdon 04-20-14 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfster (Post 16687191)
Isn't it supposed to be "... for better, or worse ..." and "... in good times, and in bad ..."?

Maybe that was WAS the better!

Wanderer 04-20-14 10:30 AM

You should have pulled the blankets over her head, and held them down, at the very first sign.

You would both have been laughing so hard, it would never be brought up again.................

Of course, "what's good for the goose, is good for the gander..................."

Zedoo 04-20-14 10:34 AM

Your guests can thank your wife for the smell in the sofa. They sit down, OMG, kthxbai.

toytech 04-20-14 10:35 AM

Your not really married until SHE starts farting in bed.
I second the "dutch oven" although you will probably only get away with it once...

bjtesch 04-20-14 09:14 PM

I have a sofa in my "man cave" (spare bedroom) so I'm in good shape there.

CbadRider 04-21-14 09:09 AM

I see a birthday gift in your future.

jsharr 04-21-14 09:52 AM

fettsvenska translates to "Dude, what the hell did you eat?, Seriously, did you eat a dead skunk? Get the hell out of our bed! NOW!" or something like that.

Will G 04-21-14 09:59 AM

Whether verbally or aromatically, there is a time for sharing and a time for keeping to ones self. I think mankind would have been better served with the latter in place of the former in both categories.

katsrevenge 04-21-14 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toytech (Post 16687270)
Your not really married until SHE starts farting in bed.
I second the "dutch oven" although you will probably only get away with it once...

Or engaged. Let's just say I eat a lot of veggies....

It's true love when you have fart competitions.


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