My wife kick me out of bed
I ate too much pizza for dinner and now I'm farting a lot so I got kick to the sofa. :twitchy:
I can't say that I totally blame my wife. These farts are so hot and nasty that I think that my own face is starting to melt off. I might be Freddy Kreuger by the morning. I downed some Pepto about 30 min ago and my GI tract is still percolating like a coffee pot.
So if Freddy Kreuger shows up in your dreams and asks you to pull his finger, you better hope that you have a friend who can wake you from that nightmare. Otherwise, a horrific death is imminent.