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jsharr 04-30-14 01:17 PM

I need a new sig
 
Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.

Omega3s 04-30-14 01:25 PM

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

Ron White

Big_e 04-30-14 01:46 PM

"I'm the kind of friend that will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me...just remember that I know how to hide a dead body."

colorider 04-30-14 01:53 PM

Don't change. I like you just the way you are.

ahsposo 04-30-14 04:01 PM

From the lies thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 16709372)
Is fond of saying: When life gives you lemmings, get a big ass industrial blender and make lemmingaide.


gnome 04-30-14 04:11 PM

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

gnome 04-30-14 04:14 PM

I came, I saw, I Foo'ed.

Artkansas 04-30-14 04:43 PM

Bicycles, Cub Scouts and Ice Cream.

Artkansas 04-30-14 04:46 PM

Here's a quote from a fellow Texan that may work.

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
― Ann Richards

More ideas here.

no motor? 04-30-14 05:04 PM

We don't want you to change anything. You wouldn't be you then.

Will G 04-30-14 07:29 PM

Kiss my bass.

20grit 05-01-14 06:15 AM

Your mom goes to college.

CbadRider 05-01-14 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 16716132)
Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.

Have you checked out any of the fun threads in A&S for witty quotes?

Artkansas 05-01-14 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 20grit (Post 16717809)
Your mom goes to college.

Well, saying "Your Mother Wears Army Boots" is no longer a put-down.

skijor 05-01-14 11:46 AM

Sig, sig, everywhere a sig
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sig?

Pamestique 05-01-14 04:29 PM

Check out this thread in P & R... lots of funny/weird stuff - thanks to Cbad...http://www.bikeforums.net/politics-r...cycling-6.html

Soil_Sampler 05-01-14 05:04 PM

Sig Sauer
 
This is the Sig I would get.

https://www.sigsauer.com/upFiles/cat...Y-Detail-L.jpg

CbadRider 05-01-14 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pamestique (Post 16719762)
Check out this thread in P & R... lots of funny/weird stuff - thanks to Cbad...http://www.bikeforums.net/politics-r...cycling-6.html

I aim to please. :)

Artkansas 05-01-14 07:24 PM

We'll let you know if we see one.

http://blog.pe.com/wp-content/upload.../SIG-ALERT.jpg

c0urt 05-02-14 12:45 PM

i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to moisturize and exfoliate.

Tom Stormcrowe 05-02-14 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sig Candidate
"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!"

or

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sig Candidate


20grit 05-03-14 05:30 AM

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of.... Oh look a bass!


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