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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I need a new sig

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White

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    "I'm the kind of friend that will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me...just remember that I know how to hide a dead body."
    I love pho long time.

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    Don't change. I like you just the way you are.
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    From the lies thread:

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    Is fond of saying: When life gives you lemmings, get a big ass industrial blender and make lemmingaide.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
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    I came, I saw, I Foo'ed.
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    Bicycles, Cub Scouts and Ice Cream.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    Pedaled too far. Artkansas's Avatar
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    Here's a quote from a fellow Texan that may work.

    “After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
    ― Ann Richards

    More ideas here.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    We don't want you to change anything. You wouldn't be you then.

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    Kiss my bass.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    Your mom goes to college.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.
    Have you checked out any of the fun threads in A&S for witty quotes?
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Pedaled too far. Artkansas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 20grit View Post
    Your mom goes to college.
    Well, saying "Your Mother Wears Army Boots" is no longer a put-down.
    Last edited by Artkansas; 05-01-14 at 07:25 PM.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    Sig, sig, everywhere a sig
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    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sig?

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    Check out this thread in P & R... lots of funny/weird stuff - thanks to Cbad...http://www.bikeforums.net/politics-r...cycling-6.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    Check out this thread in P & R... lots of funny/weird stuff - thanks to Cbad...http://www.bikeforums.net/politics-r...cycling-6.html
    I aim to please.
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    We'll let you know if we see one.

    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to moisturize and exfoliate.
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig Candidate
    "Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!"
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    I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of.... Oh look a bass!

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