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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I need a new sig

    Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

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    "I'm the kind of friend that will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me...just remember that I know how to hide a dead body."
    "This is a world you will never understand...and you always fear what you don't understand."- Carmine Falcone

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    Don't change. I like you just the way you are.
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    From the lies thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Is fond of saying: When life gives you lemmings, get a big ass industrial blender and make lemmingaide.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
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    I came, I saw, I Foo'ed.
    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
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    Bicycles, Cub Scouts and Ice Cream.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    Pedaled too far. Artkansas's Avatar
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    Here's a quote from a fellow Texan that may work.

    “After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
    ― Ann Richards

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    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    We don't want you to change anything. You wouldn't be you then.

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    Kiss my bass.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    Your mom goes to college.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.
    Have you checked out any of the fun threads in A&S for witty quotes?
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    Now get on your cheap bike and give me a double century. You walking can of Crisco!!

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    Pedaled too far. Artkansas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 20grit View Post
    Your mom goes to college.
    Well, saying "Your Mother Wears Army Boots" is no longer a put-down.
    Last edited by Artkansas; 05-01-14 at 07:25 PM.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    Sig, sig, everywhere a sig
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    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sig?

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    This is how I NOW roll! Pamestique's Avatar
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    Check out this thread in P & R... lots of funny/weird stuff - thanks to Cbad...http://www.bikeforums.net/politics-r...cycling-6.html
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    Sig Sauer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    Check out this thread in P & R... lots of funny/weird stuff - thanks to Cbad...http://www.bikeforums.net/politics-r...cycling-6.html
    I aim to please.
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    We'll let you know if we see one.

    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to moisturize and exfoliate.
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig Candidate
    "Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sig Candidate
    "I'm the local pain in the Bass!"
    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of.... Oh look a bass!

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