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Old 04-30-14, 01:17 PM   #1
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Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.
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Old 04-30-14, 01:25 PM   #2
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Old 04-30-14, 01:46 PM   #3
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Old 04-30-14, 01:53 PM   #4
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Old 04-30-14, 04:14 PM   #7
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Old 04-30-14, 04:43 PM   #8
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Bicycles, Cub Scouts and Ice Cream.
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Old 04-30-14, 04:46 PM   #9
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Here's a quote from a fellow Texan that may work.

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
― Ann Richards

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Old 04-30-14, 05:04 PM   #10
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We don't want you to change anything. You wouldn't be you then.
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Old 04-30-14, 07:29 PM   #11
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Old 05-01-14, 09:32 AM   #13
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Please post your wittiest stuff in here so I can choose something life changingly funny to use for my signature.
Have you checked out any of the fun threads in A&S for witty quotes?
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Old 05-01-14, 10:54 AM   #14
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Old 05-01-14, 11:46 AM   #15
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Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sig?
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Old 05-01-14, 04:29 PM   #16
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Old 05-01-14, 07:24 PM   #19
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Old 05-02-14, 03:16 PM   #21
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