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    Wookie Fred chewybrian's Avatar
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    Anyone play the lottery?

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    I buy a scratcher from the machine when I get groceries at Publix, and a powerball when it's over 100 mill.

    Soooooooooooo...

    Yesterday, I put my $3 in the machine, hit the button, and...

    "Sold out".

    Dang. Well, I'll get my money back...

    "Machine does not dispense change".

    Well, shoot. What else is $3? Nothing!

    This is total b.s.! ; this is....

    Wait a minute; 2 + 1 = 3 (It's so crazy it just might work...);

    o.k., I'll get two tickets.
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    $2 ticket--scratch, scratch-- $2 winner. Cool.
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    $1 ticket--scratch, scratch--wtf?
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    Sidenote: I rode my motorcycle down the backroads to Orlando to cash the ticket.
    Previously unknown to me is the fact that
    half-way between my home and Orlando
    is the small town of...
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    Go ahead and crack wise if you must. But, please, don't make my town the bu++ of your jokes. I mean, Orlando stinks, but Viera is new, clean and fresh like a summer breeze. I guess Taintsville is somewhere in between.
    Campione Del Mondo Immaginario

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    How many tickets did it take to get that one?
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    I play the lottery by never participating and letting other people lighten my tax burden when they purchase tickets.

    But congratulations on your big win!

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    I laughed my azz of when family guy called the lotto stupid people tax

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    Wookie Fred chewybrian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    How many tickets did it take to get that one?
    You make a good point, there, Debbie Downer.

    2 or 3 tickets a week, mostly losers and a few 2 and 5 dollar winners, for 20 years, off and on. I'm sure I'm still in the tank overall, but square for the last five years, maybe. The ultimate kick in the Taintsville is that the government wants a cut when you finally get back part of what you piddled away.

    For this week, though, +$2998, pending the return on my $1 stake in the 'mega millions' draw tonight.
    Campione Del Mondo Immaginario

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    billy chuck eschlwc's Avatar
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    i read it once. good story.

    blackjack provides much better odds. basic strategy is easy to learn. thereafter, the game's like flipping a quarter.


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    Animated Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    I'm a believer in luck.

    Mostly luck is being prepared for losing as I see it.

    When I have strived to hit bottom historically, luck brought me back.

    My luck makes me think life is but a dream the way I escape.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    billy chuck eschlwc's Avatar
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    luck is basically chance. chance is probability. probability exists.

    i believe in patterns in the universe, as described in the film, 'pi.' this is the way i won $10k one year playing bj: follow the patterns.

    but, the next year, i lost it all. i basically quit playing after that.

    texas hold 'em is my game now.

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    Nice.

    Yeah I usually averse to games of chance/ gambling.

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    Hey there my new best friend. Do you think you could loan me...
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    I can't help myself I play the lottery. Good work to the OP on his score. You're lucky you didn't get a $3,000 dollar "speeding ticket" driving through a small town in FL.

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