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Old 03-24-05, 03:51 PM   #1
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If I were Donald Trump

I would build a velodrome in Midtown Manhattan and rent out gold plated track bikes.

Screw the Miss America pagaent.
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Old 03-24-05, 08:15 PM   #2
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I would personally, try to be like hugh heffner. Trump has nothing on him in my world
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Old 03-24-05, 08:38 PM   #3
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If I was trump I would buy a boat and some nice bikes.

Fishing and biking, what more do I need?
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Old 03-24-05, 08:41 PM   #4
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Reminds me of an ancient joke.

Two hobos talking. One says, "If I was John D. Rockefeller, I'd be richer than John D. Rockerfeller."

"How's that?" asks his buddy.

First one says, "I'd wash some windows on the side."
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Old 03-24-05, 08:41 PM   #5
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Old 03-24-05, 08:43 PM   #6
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nice use of the subjunctive!
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Screw the Miss America pagaent.

What? All of them?
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Old 03-24-05, 10:49 PM   #9
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YEs and YES!!!
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Old 03-25-05, 07:47 AM   #10
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If I were DT, wouldn't have fired Audrey.
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Old 03-25-05, 08:17 AM   #11
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i'd fire y'all
and then move all the threads
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Old 03-25-05, 09:18 AM   #12
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I would rather be Richard Branson and blast off into outerspace.
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"If I were Donald Trump" i would tweeze my eyebrows and get a decent haircut.
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..........Borrow some money and have plastic surgery
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