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    Retired Member ultra-g's Avatar
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    If I were Donald Trump

    I would build a velodrome in Midtown Manhattan and rent out gold plated track bikes.

    Screw the Miss America pagaent.
    I Changed My User Name!

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    Wood Licker Maelstrom's Avatar
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    I would personally, try to be like hugh heffner. Trump has nothing on him in my world

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    Work hard, Play hard forum*rider's Avatar
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    If I was trump I would buy a boat and some nice bikes.

    Fishing and biking, what more do I need?

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    I am a lonely visitor RegularGuy's Avatar
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    Reminds me of an ancient joke.

    Two hobos talking. One says, "If I was John D. Rockefeller, I'd be richer than John D. Rockerfeller."

    "How's that?" asks his buddy.

    First one says, "I'd wash some windows on the side."
    Religion is a good thing for good people and a bad thing for bad people. --H. Richard Niebuhr

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    New Hair!!!!

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    Boo-ya! mrballistic's Avatar
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    nice use of the subjunctive!

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    There go my posts...

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    Devilmaycare Cycling Fool Allister's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ultra-g
    Screw the Miss America pagaent.

    What? All of them?
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Retired Member ultra-g's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allister
    What? All of them?
    YEs and YES!!!
    I Changed My User Name!

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    Announcer EventServices's Avatar
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    If I were DT, wouldn't have fired Audrey.

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    i'd fire y'all
    and then move all the threads
    Sono pił lento di quel che sembra.
    Odio la gente, tutti.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ultra-g
    3 Phase Plan for Big Business:
    1) Collect underpants
    2) ??
    3) Profit!

    South Park fan eh?

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    I would rather be Richard Branson and blast off into outerspace.
    Sick BubbleGum

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    a dozen or more at any given time. currently: pro concept pro, badd 24", hutch trickstar, looptail pk ripper, reynolds quad, 82 hutch pro racer, yamaha "a" model, matthews monoshock, and several more.
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    "If I were Donald Trump" i would tweeze my eyebrows and get a decent haircut.
    BMX...the ultimate brutalis of SS. :)

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    ..........Borrow some money and have plastic surgery

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