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Old 03-27-05, 02:29 PM   #26
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Ah, it's all a matter of balance. But as you get older you will find that your balance will shift towards giving your mistress more and more time. Mine gets ridden hard .......
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Sadly, the closest I've ever gotten to combining riding and sex was vicariously. I was trying to do my first century, and I was riding a course designed by a local club. I rode the metric century the day of their event, then rode the full 100 mile course solo on a later date. Any way, as I pulled in to a parking lot of a state park that had previously been a rest stop, I saw a car parked haphazzardly in the first parking space beyond the entrance. The car doors had been flung open, and there was a couple enjoying themselves in the grass right at the park entrance. I didn't hang around, but it gave me something to think about during the rest of the ride. You never know what you'll see on a ride.

Wisely....unless you were riding a recumbent....Even then.....probably more distracting than a cell phone....
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Old 03-27-05, 02:45 PM   #28
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Well, either make love on the bike while you ride or to the bike while you ride, and kill two birds with one stone...
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Old 03-27-05, 03:40 PM   #29
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Might not a part of the dilema be..Baj has been stuck in due to snow banks for months. The first chance to get out , and lets say- something else comes up and can't make it..How many snowy sunday's have there been..I know randiness has no schedule.
Heck..Part of my Sunday Ride schedule is the fact , might as well do something..My wife does not want to be bothered until at least 11 AM...
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Well, either make love on the bike while you ride or to the bike while you ride, and kill two birds with one stone...
I believe I can design you an appropriate saddle...
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Old 03-27-05, 03:55 PM   #31
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Sounds like Slvoid might start designing his whoppie bike with a bent frame.
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Old 03-27-05, 04:02 PM   #32
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This is all I have to say about it.
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Sounds like Slvoid might start designing his whoppie bike with a bent frame.
The 2nd model will be a tandem.. except the seats are going to be much closer than they currently are... I better stop before my posts start getting deleted.
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Old 03-27-05, 04:06 PM   #34
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Old 03-27-05, 04:15 PM   #35
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This is too funny. If that was me, I would have found my tyres slashed the next day. I vote rumpy pumpy then cycling.
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Old 03-27-05, 04:24 PM   #36
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Anyone have Ron's t shirt in their collection..I want one. Is it coolmax.
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Old 03-27-05, 04:30 PM   #37
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She Will NEVER Forgive you!!! I have to take it whenever it's offered!



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I can't believe it...FINALLY a nice morning here in New Jersey. One that was not too cold or wet....soooooo I wake up at 5:45 (had to be here at work at 8AM) get out of the shower, start to get dressed...and the girlfriend is feeling "naughty." So do I get undressed and let her have it? NOOOOOOOO...I put on the helmet, shoes and off I go for a quick 10 miles. I know it was only 10 miles but the weather here has been so lousy that I just couldn't waste a morning like this. Afterall tomorow they are calling for T-storms and flood warnings here in New Jersey. It's official, I am hopeless now.

She will forgive me, right?....RIGHT?!?!?

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Old 03-27-05, 04:37 PM   #38
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win win you get a ride either way
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Old 03-27-05, 05:49 PM   #39
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LOL OWN. I want that t-shirt.
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Old 03-27-05, 06:07 PM   #40
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This is all I have to say about it.

Is it just me?....or is that guy riding in mid-air?....


Sex is easy.....but......riding in mid-air!....
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Old 03-27-05, 06:50 PM   #41
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Is it just me?....or is that guy riding in mid-air?....


Sex is easy.....but......riding in mid-air!....
Either that or it's one HELLUVA steep hill.
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Old 03-27-05, 07:04 PM   #42
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maybe he did not complete his mission with his g/f so now he is riding on air or maybe he did...I think it is better to think about sex, to be - during the ride rather than after .
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wrong move, romeo.
I have to say that I agree!
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mmmmmmorning sex. Yummy.
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Oh Troll.....You always say that!....
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Old 03-27-05, 07:58 PM   #46
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Old 03-27-05, 09:15 PM   #47
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Next time set the alarm for 45 minutes earlier, then if you go into double overtime you'll still have time for 10 miles on the bike.
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Old 03-27-05, 11:14 PM   #48
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They already make 'em (at least I think that's what they're for):
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Old 03-27-05, 11:14 PM   #49
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I can't believe it...FINALLY a nice morning here in New Jersey. One that was not too cold or wet....soooooo I wake up at 5:45 (had to be here at work at 8AM) get out of the shower, start to get dressed...and the girlfriend is feeling "naughty." So do I get undressed and let her have it? NOOOOOOOO...I put on the helmet, shoes and off I go for a quick 10 miles . . .

Brian
Hey, you next time (if there is a next time) you need to get all ready for cycling and then get down with the girlfriend-- soon as yer done, you can be off and riding after riding, so to speak. After all, isn't that why they made those shorts sooo stretchy?


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Sex, then ride. I'm sure you can spare the 15 minutes.
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Well, either make love on the bike while you ride or to the bike while you ride, and kill two birds with one stone...
That might explain this picture of David Etxebarria... link

Let's hope he doesn't hit a bump, or else Senora Etxebarria will be muy enojada with him!
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