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    Ah, it's all a matter of balance. But as you get older you will find that your balance will shift towards giving your mistress more and more time. Mine gets ridden hard .......
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    .Yes, my "mistress" is a bike!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    Sadly, the closest I've ever gotten to combining riding and sex was vicariously. I was trying to do my first century, and I was riding a course designed by a local club. I rode the metric century the day of their event, then rode the full 100 mile course solo on a later date. Any way, as I pulled in to a parking lot of a state park that had previously been a rest stop, I saw a car parked haphazzardly in the first parking space beyond the entrance. The car doors had been flung open, and there was a couple enjoying themselves in the grass right at the park entrance. I didn't hang around, but it gave me something to think about during the rest of the ride. You never know what you'll see on a ride.

    Wisely....unless you were riding a recumbent....Even then.....probably more distracting than a cell phone....

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    Well, either make love on the bike while you ride or to the bike while you ride, and kill two birds with one stone...
    Quote Originally Posted by CardiacKid View Post
    I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
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    Might not a part of the dilema be..Baj has been stuck in due to snow banks for months. The first chance to get out , and lets say- something else comes up and can't make it..How many snowy sunday's have there been..I know randiness has no schedule.
    Heck..Part of my Sunday Ride schedule is the fact , might as well do something..My wife does not want to be bothered until at least 11 AM...

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    Quote Originally Posted by el twe
    Well, either make love on the bike while you ride or to the bike while you ride, and kill two birds with one stone...
    I believe I can design you an appropriate saddle...

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    Sounds like Slvoid might start designing his whoppie bike with a bent frame.

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    This is all I have to say about it.
    My bikes: 2001 Litespeed Tuscany---2015 Cannondale Supersix EVO carbon

    I thought of that while riding my bicycle -- Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclezealot
    Sounds like Slvoid might start designing his whoppie bike with a bent frame.
    The 2nd model will be a tandem.. except the seats are going to be much closer than they currently are... I better stop before my posts start getting deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH
    This is all I have to say about it.




    LOL

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    This is too funny. If that was me, I would have found my tyres slashed the next day. I vote rumpy pumpy then cycling.
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    Anyone have Ron's t shirt in their collection..I want one. Is it coolmax.

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    She Will NEVER Forgive you!!! I have to take it whenever it's offered!



    Quote Originally Posted by baj32161
    I can't believe it...FINALLY a nice morning here in New Jersey. One that was not too cold or wet....soooooo I wake up at 5:45 (had to be here at work at 8AM) get out of the shower, start to get dressed...and the girlfriend is feeling "naughty." So do I get undressed and let her have it? NOOOOOOOO...I put on the helmet, shoes and off I go for a quick 10 miles. I know it was only 10 miles but the weather here has been so lousy that I just couldn't waste a morning like this. Afterall tomorow they are calling for T-storms and flood warnings here in New Jersey. It's official, I am hopeless now.

    She will forgive me, right?....RIGHT?!?!?

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    win win you get a ride either way

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH
    This is all I have to say about it.
    LOL OWN. I want that t-shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonH
    This is all I have to say about it.

    Is it just me?....or is that guy riding in mid-air?....


    Sex is easy.....but......riding in mid-air!....

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton
    Is it just me?....or is that guy riding in mid-air?....


    Sex is easy.....but......riding in mid-air!....
    Either that or it's one HELLUVA steep hill.

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    maybe he did not complete his mission with his g/f so now he is riding on air or maybe he did...I think it is better to think about sex, to be - during the ride rather than after .

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    Quote Originally Posted by lala
    wrong move, romeo.
    I have to say that I agree!
    So many men....so little time!

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    mmmmmmorning sex. Yummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.troll
    I have to say that I agree!

    Oh Troll.....You always say that!....

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    [QUOTE]
    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    mmmmmmorning sex. Yummy.



    ....on a motorcyle

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    Next time set the alarm for 45 minutes earlier, then if you go into double overtime you'll still have time for 10 miles on the bike.
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    I believe I can design you an appropriate saddle...
    They already make 'em (at least I think that's what they're for):
    Quote Originally Posted by CardiacKid View Post
    I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
    IRO Angus Casati Gold Line

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    Quote Originally Posted by baj32161
    I can't believe it...FINALLY a nice morning here in New Jersey. One that was not too cold or wet....soooooo I wake up at 5:45 (had to be here at work at 8AM) get out of the shower, start to get dressed...and the girlfriend is feeling "naughty." So do I get undressed and let her have it? NOOOOOOOO...I put on the helmet, shoes and off I go for a quick 10 miles . . .

    Brian
    Hey, you next time (if there is a next time) you need to get all ready for cycling and then get down with the girlfriend-- soon as yer done, you can be off and riding after riding, so to speak. After all, isn't that why they made those shorts sooo stretchy?


    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Sex, then ride. I'm sure you can spare the 15 minutes.
    or less?
    I . . can . . . doooo . . . it

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    Quote Originally Posted by el twe
    Well, either make love on the bike while you ride or to the bike while you ride, and kill two birds with one stone...
    That might explain this picture of David Etxebarria... link

    Let's hope he doesn't hit a bump, or else Senora Etxebarria will be muy enojada with him!
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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