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    Take IT when you can get IT. You will be sent to the dog house for this move and many others. Note: you can not claim you don't know what you did to piss her off with this like you will with most of the others.

    Married w/ 3 kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1_Fan
    When you're married like me it goes more like this:

    - wake up early
    - test the waters
    - answer = no
    - F*** it, I'm going riding
    Heck even in a long term boyfriend / girlfriend situation it can happen this way

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    this post is useless without pics.....and not of the bike.
    It's no matter, no distance, it's the ride.....Stephen Stills...Throughfare Gap

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    agreed...



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    You made the right choice by not giving in Brian.

    Women weaken legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakey
    I just gotta save up the dough to get a tandem, cause I cannot stand to ride with my wife right now... It may be inconsiderate, but ugh... so slow...
    This strikes me as a curious solution. I can't stand to ride with my wife, so let's tandem! Hmmm. My wife and I are also looking at tandems, but it's because we love to ride together. Yes, my speed is slower when we ride together, but I spin just as fast in a lower gear. We also use the VOX 2-Way radios with headset booms so we can still "ride together" even if I speed burst ahead for a time.

    Anyone ever ridden tandem with an independent pedaling system? How does that work? Can one rider spin faster than the other?
    Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by classic1
    You made the right choice by not giving in Brian.

    Women weaken legs.
    Don't entirely agree...Even cyclists on rainy mornings need a variety of workouts....As we know, cycling has limited value for abdomonials...I suspect a session in the sack works different muscle groups......on a drizzly AM the lady on the couch could talk a cyclist into working on his abdomials over his legs...But after missing the ride for weeks of bad weather..I would hope she would want to work on her legs first, come home and then work on the abdonomials together...
    better go out and get in a ride ...whats the use..my wife at work and looking at the couch photo distracts one from the ride..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround
    That might explain this picture of David Etxebarria... link

    Let's hope he doesn't hit a bump, or else Senora Etxebarria will be muy enojada with him!

    Should this be reproduced in the ugly jersey thread?.....

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    Haha, he needs to be on a fixie tho.

    Quote Originally Posted by shabbasuraj
    agreed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by shabbasuraj
    agreed...



    Is that couch on fire down at her end?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shabbasuraj
    agreed...



    Sigh... If I had a girlfriend who looked like that, my bike would be very, very dusty indeed.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    if you gotta ask your priorities are all messed up.
    Sono pił lento di quel che sembra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    ya shoulda just gave er a quick nasty one.

    Merton.....Merton.....Merton.....


    Aren't you supposed to be riding your bike or something?......


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    Can't you make time for both???

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    It's a good delima to have and either choice would have been great for you I hope. You chose one and it was good, so go with that, maybe.
    You like the riding and you like the sex. Both are great.

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    I agree Angel, both are great, you just have to want to make time for both. I get things from my bike that no man could give me as the same from sex. If you have time for both then surely you will have a healthy balance in your life.

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    If possible, have sex after you ride. It's easy to get up for sex no matter how good the ride was, but if the sex is good, you'll probably just nap afterwards.

    PS: I'm thinking about wearing a CamelBak during sex. Good idea to keep the energy levels up or mood killer? Perhaps a poll is in order

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    Dang, I have to agree, wrong move. If the option were up to me, sex sex sex. Tell yah what, you go on your bike ride, I'll take care of the rest.

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    guys kepp topics age appropite im 14 years old for cryin out loud

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikelver
    guys kepp topics age appropite im 14 years old for cryin out loud

    We can tell by your spelling!

    (We can tel buy you're spelin!)
    Higher ground for the apocalypse!

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    dont start

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    If possible, have sex after you ride. It's easy to get up for sex no matter how good the ride was, but if the sex is good, you'll probably just nap afterwards.

    PS: I'm thinking about wearing a CamelBak during sex. Good idea to keep the energy levels up or mood killer? Perhaps a poll is in order
    Hey LO

    Thats a great idea, you could start a whole new line of CamelBak's, call them CamelHumps, and cover them in leopard spot satin, or radiant hot pink. And don't forget the duel pouch for champagne and mineral water
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shifty
    Hey LO

    Thats a great idea, you could start a whole new line of CamelBak's, call them CamelHumps, and cover them in leopard spot satin, or radiant hot pink. And don't forget the tri-pouch for champagne, lubricant and mineral water
    You da man! We could make a fortune off of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1_Fan
    When you're married like me it goes more like this:

    - wake up early
    - test the waters
    - answer = no
    - F*** it, I'm going riding
    Amen bruddah
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