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    Dirt Bomb sknhgy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel1916 View Post
    To have Shakira *** on my **** and wiggle.
    This was similar to my first thought.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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    Perhaps to go back and do a couple (or more) things differently.
    "I never lost a race because my bike was too heavy".......George Mount

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    To have my mom back even if it was just for a few days.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    I'd wish that a moon size asteroid would hit the earth and render it into a cloud of space rubble.
    well that's fun
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the sci guy View Post
    I want Earth in the time of Star Trek TNG.
    you do realize it will probably be a cold cinder?
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel1916 View Post
    To have Shakira *** on my **** and wiggle.
    I'm not picky, I could pick a dozen names
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Time travel. Or the ability to shift between infinite different realities, ala Those Annoying Post Brothers. Not picky.
    I know next to nothing. I am frequently wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Machka View Post
    Teleporting.

    I want to be able step into a machine, press a button, and be ... wherever I programmed the machine to take me.

    Instead of the 30-ish hours of travel to see my parents, I could hop in this machine, and be there in seconds. More time with my family.
    When we're trying to get to a weekend holiday destination, instead of driving through the dark to get there before the place closes, we could hop in this machine and be there a few seconds later. More time at the holiday destination.
    Just make sure to check for flies before you hit the button though.
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    For all people to instantly, telepathically understand each other upon meeting. Maybe if everyone was on the same band and frequency we could solve a few of our more urgent problems.

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    since we're obviously talking fantasies.....for politicians to tell the truth for one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBA View Post
    since we're obviously talking fantasies.....for politicians to tell the truth for one day.
    ok, you have gone too far. That's beyond science fiction.
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
    By definition "impossible" means not possible so why bother?
    A wish that everyone had a sense of humor and whimsy.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

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    I want a Light Saber.
    "The Universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on a government contract." Robert A. Heinlein

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    No one's mentioned winning the TdF yet.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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    An ice cream store always within walking distance.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBA View Post
    since we're obviously talking fantasies.....for politicians to tell the truth for one day.
    how about just: there are no politicians. or politics. or political parties.
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    To shoot lightning from my fingers. Run puny mortals.

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    Bacon that is not only healthy to eat but cures anything that might be wrong with you.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by spinnaker View Post
    Bacon that is not only healthy to eat but cures anything that might be wrong with you.
    we need not go any farther... that's the ultimate fantasy! And would be a darn good wish!
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    That all the posts on Bikeforums for just one day would be both rational and polite.

    The OP did ask for the impossible.
    Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the sci guy View Post
    how about just: there are no politicians. or politics. or political parties.

    You are a genius sir. You win!
    "The Universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on a government contract." Robert A. Heinlein

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    Quote Originally Posted by mconlonx View Post
    Time travel. Or the ability to shift between infinite different realities, ala Those Annoying Post Brothers. Not picky.

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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    Nice!

    Love your Woodring avatar, BTW...
    I know next to nothing. I am frequently wrong.

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    Never having to poop or sleep again.

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