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Old 08-03-14, 10:01 PM   #26
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To have Shakira *** on my **** and wiggle.
This was similar to my first thought.
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Old 08-03-14, 10:16 PM   #27
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Perhaps to go back and do a couple (or more) things differently.
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Old 08-04-14, 08:42 AM   #28
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Old 08-04-14, 09:01 AM   #29
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I'd wish that a moon size asteroid would hit the earth and render it into a cloud of space rubble.
well that's fun
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Old 08-04-14, 09:02 AM   #30
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I want Earth in the time of Star Trek TNG.
you do realize it will probably be a cold cinder?
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Old 08-04-14, 09:03 AM   #31
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To have Shakira *** on my **** and wiggle.
I'm not picky, I could pick a dozen names
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Old 08-04-14, 09:23 AM   #32
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Time travel. Or the ability to shift between infinite different realities, ala Those Annoying Post Brothers. Not picky.
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Old 08-04-14, 09:51 AM   #33
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Teleporting.

I want to be able step into a machine, press a button, and be ... wherever I programmed the machine to take me.

Instead of the 30-ish hours of travel to see my parents, I could hop in this machine, and be there in seconds. More time with my family.
When we're trying to get to a weekend holiday destination, instead of driving through the dark to get there before the place closes, we could hop in this machine and be there a few seconds later. More time at the holiday destination.
Just make sure to check for flies before you hit the button though.
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Old 08-04-14, 02:21 PM   #34
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For all people to instantly, telepathically understand each other upon meeting. Maybe if everyone was on the same band and frequency we could solve a few of our more urgent problems.
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Old 08-04-14, 02:34 PM   #35
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since we're obviously talking fantasies.....for politicians to tell the truth for one day.
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Old 08-04-14, 02:51 PM   #36
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since we're obviously talking fantasies.....for politicians to tell the truth for one day.
ok, you have gone too far. That's beyond science fiction.
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Old 08-04-14, 05:47 PM   #37
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By definition "impossible" means not possible so why bother?
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Old 08-06-14, 08:33 PM   #38
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Old 08-06-14, 10:19 PM   #39
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No one's mentioned winning the TdF yet.
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Old 08-07-14, 06:50 AM   #40
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Old 08-07-14, 07:21 AM   #41
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since we're obviously talking fantasies.....for politicians to tell the truth for one day.
how about just: there are no politicians. or politics. or political parties.
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Old 08-07-14, 08:06 AM   #42
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Old 08-07-14, 09:26 AM   #43
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Old 08-07-14, 11:06 AM   #44
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Bacon that is not only healthy to eat but cures anything that might be wrong with you.
we need not go any farther... that's the ultimate fantasy! And would be a darn good wish!
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Old 08-07-14, 11:52 AM   #45
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That all the posts on Bikeforums for just one day would be both rational and polite.

The OP did ask for the impossible.
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Old 08-07-14, 08:15 PM   #46
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how about just: there are no politicians. or politics. or political parties.

You are a genius sir. You win!
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Old 08-11-14, 08:03 PM   #47
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Time travel. Or the ability to shift between infinite different realities, ala Those Annoying Post Brothers. Not picky.

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Old 08-12-14, 07:39 AM   #48
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Nice!

Love your Woodring avatar, BTW...
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