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    Life's greatest unsolved mysteries ...

    Such as ...

    Smarties ... do they actually make you smarter?

    and, does anyone intentionally eat the red ones last?

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    What exactly is the flavor of Froot Loops?
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    microwaves they can leave half ya food ice cold and the other half blows up all over ya microwave

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    long time visiter Alfster's Avatar
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    Why do they package hotdogs in 12 packs, and the buns in 8 packs

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    Where do the cobs go after they make their cobwebs?

    Why do pool thermometer's temperature scales go down (WAAAY down) below freezing?

    The female mind; nobody's ever going to solve the mystery behind its operation.
    Are we having fun yet?

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    Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    And of course, why are the born rich entitled?
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    If it's a bicycle saddle you sit on, why is it attached to a seatpost sitting in a seat tube?
    Light. Strong. Cheap. Pick two. --- Keith Bontrager http://pedalmybike.com/userTrackies/myTrackie3679.jpg

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    Thermos, keeps hot things hot and cold things cold....How does it know?
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former."
    ― Albert Einstein

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    Where the hell are my glasses? (I'm 68)

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    Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

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    What's the frequency Kenneth?

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    Where does the white go when snow melts?
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    What is it anyhow?

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    If you don't know the way, you shouldn't be going there.

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    How can flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidder View Post
    ...The female mind; nobody's ever going to solve the mystery behind its operation.
    Actually, I think this guy may be onto something.

    "The People will believe what the Media tells them they believe". George Orwell.

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    Where do electrons go when you're done with them?
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Does electricity come from the + or the -?
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    Animated Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by trackhub View Post
    Actually, I think this guy may be onto something.

    I doubt it.

    Too simplistic.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Why do they package hotdogs in 12 packs, and the buns in 8 packs
    Do the math:

    (three packs of hot dog buns) + (two packs of hot dogs) + (one case of Beer) =

    24 buns + 24 hot dogs + 24 beers = ONE tailgate party!
    Are we having fun yet?

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    Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons?

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