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    should we go to war with canada?

    They refuse to take justin beiber back

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    We could keep him in Gitmo for 13 years then send him back
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    That indeed would be torture

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    Quote Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
    That indeed would be torture
    for who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
    They refuse to take justin beiber back
    Can't we just strap him to a drone and sneak him across the border?
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    Of course we refuse to take him back, just look at him.

    Now that he's outside the border we should revoke his passport like the fools who go to fight for ISIL so he can't actually come back.

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    Give him some place to go.

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    Why do you think we sent Justin to the States? We've been on the attack for years now with Justin reeking havoc and destruction throughout the US.

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    He's right. Those insidious bastards started with Paul Anka and Leonard Cohen. Then it was Neal Young and Joanie Mitchell. Then the real Horrors began with Celine Dion, Bryan Adams and Avril Lavinge. Now they've unleashed that Bieber puke.

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    It'll be tough to surprise them since they already have access to the war room. They not only can see the big board but they control the big board.

    That being said, conflict is based on power and/or access to resources. So, usually somebody wants something somebody else has. Not sure how the dynamic changes based on having something we don't want and we want someone else to take it back.
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    IDK....in spite of the Beiber thing....how much oil they got?
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    Thank you for the Cowboy Junkies attack. Its still in progress, we're doing our best to contain it, but they might have to assault us with a few more albums before we even consider a truce. And they're even using our own 'weapons' against us; oh, the horror!

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    Where would the US be without Ben Cartwright, Jack Bauer,Tonto , Captain Kirk? So many heroes past present and future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkncat View Post
    IDK....in spite of the Beiber thing....how much oil they got?
    Canada is a resource-less country. Nothing to see here. Move along ...

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    War is peace ,freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength, Let me be clear ! If the US comes to Canada , Harper is yours ! Thanks Ps Sorry about that Dilbit Kalamazoo thing !

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    Quote Originally Posted by lee kenney View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
    They refuse to take justin beiber back
    Well, we do want their oil... isn't that one of our main reasons for war... oil is somehow involved. Not so much "drill baby drill" as it is "shoot baby shoot." Of course we always claim "nation building" and "humanitarian reasons," right?

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    We tried going to war with Canada back in 1995:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jf8Bt4gD9Y



    BTW: Outstanding flick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
    We tried going to war with Canada back in 1995:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jf8Bt4gD9Y



    BTW: Outstanding flick.
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    Didn't we already burn down the White House once?

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    Why would anyone want to attack Canadians? We're such a peaceful, and loving country. We're the land of maple syrup and beavertails ... Canadian bacon and poutine. And if that's not enough reason not to attack us, keep in mind that we have nuclear capabilities Sure, it's only nuclear isotopes used for medical purposes right now ... but I'm sure it could easily be converted into weapon-grade material. Just keep all that in mind ... and again, we have zero resources in this wasteland ... nada.

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    The Maryland number plates celebrate the war of 1812 - now why would they draw attention to a war that we won?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Why would anyone want to attack Canadians? We're such a peaceful, and loving country. We're the land of maple syrup and beavertails ... Canadian bacon and poutine. And if that's not enough reason not to attack us, keep in mind that we have nuclear capabilities Sure, it's only nuclear isotopes used for medical purposes right now ... but I'm sure it could easily be converted into weapon-grade material. Just keep all that in mind ... and again, we have zero resources in this wasteland ... nada.
    I hear Canada has sources of high grade ice. Stuff that makes ordinary ice seem like ordinary ice.
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    Maybe we can make a gift of Justin Bieber to North Korea.
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    Start by poking holes in their rowboats and canoes, stop selling them hunting ammo and horseshoes, then blast Bieber music over the border and we will not need to fire a single shot. But, during negotions, we will agree to send Beiber to an unnamed country in trade for them learning how to say been, about and Mazda...

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