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Old 04-11-05, 11:53 AM   #1
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Where were these teachers when I was in school???

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Old 04-11-05, 12:03 PM   #2
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That would hardly draw a reaction from a kid who grew up in Vegas. You can't walk down the street without getting a pocket full of "business cards" from the local hooker's employees (I use that term loosely- how else can you describe them?)
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That is pretty disgusting.

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I'm with Ms. Vicki on this one.

TMI

Ms. Caldwell in one of her sweaters was about as much as I could handle. To see any more would have blown the mystery...
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Hope to hell she was at least vaguely hot.
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Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0208052teach1.html

Not Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...wery1.html#top

Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive..._lafave_1.html

Not Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...gymteach1.html
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LMAO. Thanks for that.
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I predict this thread will not make it to #20.
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I wouldn't mind "teaching" those two blonde teachers. We have a teacher like that in our school. Every dude in school hounds over her. Funny thing is she is married to the geekiest dude you could ever imagin
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Mods will nuke it?
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Mods will nuke it?
One in particular.
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I know who your talking about, and i'm not to fond of that mod either....
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I think the punishment crimes should be proportional to the "ugliness" of these debaucherous teachers.
The blond teachers- slap on the wrist, however, the others- life in prision!
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Ritual suicide for me, then.
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woot! you loose whoever made the bet!!! ahahahahahahahaa!!!

hey. ya'll got a pic of a teacher named ms. heinz?
She's not a teacher, but I think she's crazy like a fox.
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woot! you loose whoever made the bet!!! ahahahahahahahaa!!!

hey. ya'll got a pic of a teacher named ms. heinz?
Here ya go!

HEAD TEACHER: Tracy Heinz
Ms. Heinz (with son Mathias) was previously the director & head teacher of the Block Island Pre-school before it moved into the new facility at Old Harbor Meadow. She is a graduate of Hartwick College in Oneonta, NY with a B.A. in psychology. Ms. Heinz also has a B.A. in early childhood education from Rhode Island College. She is in charge of the pre-school and oversees the afternoon child care program.
Ms. Heinz is a life-long resident of Block Island.
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HEAD TEACHER: Tracy Heinz
Ms. Heinz (with son Mathias) was previously the director & head teacher of the Block Island Pre-school before it moved into the new facility at Old Harbor Meadow. She is a graduate of Hartwick College in Oneonta, NY with a B.A. in psychology. Ms. Heinz also has a B.A. in early childhood education from Rhode Island College. She is in charge of the pre-school and oversees the afternoon child care program.
Ms. Heinz is a life-long resident of Block Island.

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nah. mine was blonde, had a nice round butt and boobs and wore a skirt with a slit all the way up it to school one day.
Maybe she was trolling for a husband:

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nah. mine was blonde, had a nice round butt and boobs and wore a skirt with a slit all the way up it to school one day.
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Here is a funny semi-related story. When I was in high school, we had a smoking hot science teacher. Blonde, in her mid twenties, everyone talked about how good looking she was. My wrestling coach was probably the male equal, young guy in good shape. It became obvious to everyone they were seeing each other, she was coming to the wrestling matches and we were all giving the old coach a pat on the back. She stopped showing up eventually, and coach never said anything about it. A few years after high school I ran into my old coach in a sports bar after a Carolina Panthers game, and we sat around and drank a couple of beers. We had both been overserved a little, and I brought the subject up. I'm not sure what the exact words were, but it went like this:
Me: All of us were so hot for Ms. Jones, we thought you were the luckiest guy in the world.
Coach: I thought so for a while, too. Now I now better.
Me: Why do you say it like that?
Coach: Man, that (insert expletive) gave me the clap.
Me: NOOOOOO!!!

That ruined my whole high school fantasy. Be careful what you wish for.
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Double or nothin' on #40?
And no PMs to mods asking for it to be deleted. That would be cheatin'.
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