Jokes & Humor

The Devil

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil...

Posted By Mr. Markets

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Last Post By: TRUMPHENT; 11-18-09 01:24 PM

Sound medical advice?!*

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your...

Posted By HIPCHIP

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Last Post By: Bob Ross; 11-17-09 12:46 PM

Attorney vs. a proud, angry hen............

What is the difference between an attorney and a proud, angry hen? The hen clucks defiance. Don in Austin

Posted By Don in Austin

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Last Post By: vegenaise; 11-15-09 05:31 PM

Termites

Two termites walk into a bar and ask, "Where's the bar tender?

Posted By johnnyk

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Last Post By: johnnyk; 11-15-09 09:36 AM

so...

so, this baby seal walks into a club......

Posted By azore113

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Last Post By: linux_author; 11-13-09 04:40 AM

Moved: Obama Fan

Posted By probe1957

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Last Post By: HIPCHIP; 11-10-09 04:07 PM

the love dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm...

Posted By linux_author

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Last Post By: funrover; 11-10-09 09:49 AM

Moved: Nancy Pelosi

Posted By Mr. Markets

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Last Post By: funrover; 11-10-09 09:47 AM

book search tip

if you can't find the book you're looking for, you're probably in the:

Posted By linux_author

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Last Post By: linux_author; 11-09-09 09:43 AM

Jesus and Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two...

Posted By cujet

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Last Post By: Bob Ross; 11-07-09 07:49 PM

Old dogs...

One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on...

Posted By Mr. Markets

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Last Post By: Mr. Markets; 11-05-09 03:19 PM

Good bye, Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look...

Posted By cujet

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Last Post By: cujet; 11-04-09 07:32 AM

Possibly the Best Blond Joke Ever

> POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER > > > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. > > > > The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. >

Posted By Square & Compas

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Last Post By: wheeldeal; 11-03-09 10:13 PM

Old ladies with nice racks

http://tinyurl.com/y8h6kwg

Posted By c.miller64

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Last Post By: c.miller64; 11-02-09 07:39 PM

what does a vegan zombie eat?

graaaaiiiiins!!!

Posted By HardyWeinberg

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Last Post By: coffeecake; 11-02-09 03:31 PM

Halloween Lesson

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?" "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did...

Posted By linux_author

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Last Post By: linux_author; 11-02-09 02:49 PM

Masonic joke.

A Mason told his wife that he had to go to Lodge that night because the Master had called a special meeting. His wife said: "I declare! Whenever your Lodge Master snaps his fingers, you're there! I wish I were Master of your Lodge!" "So do I," said the husband,"as we get a new one each...

Posted By Elkhound

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Last Post By: Elkhound; 10-29-09 09:25 AM

Halloween Humor

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob...

Posted By Tom Stormcrowe

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Last Post By: Square & Compas; 10-28-09 11:17 AM

New GirlFriend

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

Posted By kdarejr

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Last Post By: Square & Compas; 10-28-09 11:16 AM

Old Butch

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young hens called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached...

Posted By Mr. Markets