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    Double Naught Spy TrekDen's Avatar
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    If Michael Jackson was a cyclist?

    This would be his jersey!

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    I don't think Jackson will get that close to kids again until his next life.
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    No, I see little children, but that jersey doesn't have any Disney characters or pornography on it.

    Save the "Evil" jersey for a more deserving person, like George W. Bush.

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    MJ wouldn't have any girls in the picture.

    There's an old joke that goes "how do you know when MJ has thrown a big party?" Answer is "because there are a lot of tricycles in the front yard of Neverland". So according to that joke, MJ is at least into cycling of sorts!



    Any parent that would let their kid within 100 miles of that weirdo should know what's going to happen to them.
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    He'd take the saddle off his bike and just ride on the seatpost.

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    If he gets off,no pun,parents will line up to do the very same thing. You dont think they thought he was strane before? Fame and money is a hell of a draw and there kid is a way to get to it. Sad indeed.
    Touch every 3rd person and you'll find an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suntreader
    He'd take the saddle off his bike and just ride on the seatpost.
    Beat me to it!

    It's kind of sad that (at least) two people would think of that joke, though.

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    Mj
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff-o
    Beat me to it!

    It's kind of sad that (at least) two people would think of that joke, though.
    Who's joking?
    Last edited by suntreader; 04-24-05 at 03:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krispistoferson
    I don't think Jackson will get that close to kids again until his next life.
    I'm willing to bet he'll go back to his same old habits as soon as he can if he doesn't end up in prison. "Children are special!"

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    hey, I like that jersey...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
    Mj
    I saved that one.
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    He should have never left basketball for baseball. - Oh that's Michael Jordon, not Michael Jackson......Never mind.

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