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    Just a rant

    I can not f-ing believe it, this morning I decide to go out of my way to pick up some breakfast before work; I stop lock up my bike and all. I get this dirty look from an ugly b**** puffing on her cigarette. Well when I get out I find that someone (I am guessing it was her) put her butt in a pocket on my bike. She was still there at that time so I said out loud, "what kind of moron would put a but in here" so she could hear, I was pi**ed about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpop
    I get this dirty look from an ugly b**** puffing on her cigarette.
    What's a b****?

    And would it make a difference if it was a pretty b**** giving you a dirty look?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpop
    I can not f-ing believe it, this morning I decide to go out of my way to pick up some breakfast before work; I stop lock up my bike and all. I get this dirty look from an ugly b**** puffing on her cigarette. Well when I get out I find that someone (I am guessing it was her) put her butt in a pocket on my bike. She was still there at that time so I said out loud, "what kind of moron would put a but in here" so she could hear, I was pi**ed about it.
    That's just sad. Low forms of human beings. Don't worry the karma will get them.

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    Puffing on a cigarette can turn a pretty b**** into an ugly b****
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    Quote Originally Posted by outdoorboy
    Puffing on a cigarette can turn a pretty b**** into an ugly b****
    Exactly!

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    When I park my bike on the street it happens from time to time that inconsiderate boors use part of it as a garbage can, usually the bottle holder. It always leaves me with an ethical question: If I throw that garbage on the ground, am I littering? Have I now become the default owner of this garbage, and responsible for finding an appropriate place for it, or is it already litter on my bike and I'm just moving it to a new spot?

    I guess the crying Indian had an impact on me, because I'll pick it up and put it in a proper trash can.

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    I would have directly b*****ed that b***** out. None of this passive agressive stuff. I would go directly up to the b***** and be all like "B*****, you left your cigarette on my bike. You can have it back." Then, I would gently toss the cigarette to the b***** and wish her a pleasant day.
    Bring the pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpop
    I can not f-ing believe it, this morning I decide to go out of my way to pick up some breakfast before work; I stop lock up my bike and all. I get this dirty look from an ugly b**** puffing on her cigarette. Well when I get out I find that someone (I am guessing it was her) put her butt in a pocket on my bike. She was still there at that time so I said out loud, "what kind of moron would put a but in here" so she could hear, I was pi**ed about it.
    Is that a picture of you in your avatar? No offense, but you look like you could be a scary dude. You should have looked her directly in the face and started to laugh. Not a funny laugh, but an "I'm totally INSANE" kind of laugh. That would have scared the sh_t out of her.

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    Man, that is crazy. You have to think, this brawd probably loathes herself. She
    gives you the look of utter disdain...because why? Possibly she hates herself so much that the sight of something positive and perhaps freeing, makes her jealous.

    Wishing she could stop her disqusting, life-shortening habit which she is so
    addicted to, like the bi**h slave that she really is. : )

    It makes her crazy to see healthy, relatively happy beings doing what they love...
    while she sucks on burning carcinogens that fill her blackened bi**h lungs
    as she feels her breath tightening and her life crumbling around her...

    Or, maybe she really is just a Beotch! LOL!
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    I would have beaten her with my bike lock...
    ... do they have bikes in jail? I hope so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
    Is that a picture of you in your avatar? No offense, but you look like you could be a scary dude. You should have looked her directly in the face and started to laugh. Not a funny laugh, but an "I'm totally INSANE" kind of laugh. That would have scared the sh_t out of her.
    I like that idea, but I kind of never though of myself as a scary looking dude, maybe I should use it some time
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    Quote Originally Posted by recursive
    I would have directly b*****ed that b***** out. None of this passive agressive stuff. I would go directly up to the b***** and be all like "B*****, you left your cigarette on my bike. You can have it back." Then, I would gently toss the cigarette to the b***** and wish her a pleasant day.
    You realize you spelt the B word wrong even with the attempt at faking out a censor. There's one less letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator
    You realize you spelt the B word wrong even with the attempt at faking out a censor. There's one less letter.
    Yeah. Well, I realize it now anyway. I wasn't really counting very closely. I just pressed shift 8 several times. The fact that they were all consistent is probably just coincidence.
    Bring the pain.

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