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    Song of the lazy cyclist

    Dismayed as we were
    We really weren't sure
    If the chore would get done
    or be foresaken for fun

    His yard needs some work
    But the guy has this quirk
    Instead of sharing our pride
    He'd rather bicycle ride

    One thing we can ascertain
    From cycling he'll never gain
    The work ethic and dress
    By which we measure success

    It is beyond what is sane
    Whatever makes him sustain
    That ludicrious pastime
    So far past his prime

    We will help him adjust
    Our way of thinking is a must
    Deprogram him from the bike
    We'll make him and us alike

    While he posts on the forum
    We have reached a quorum
    He will be forced into our mold
    So we can watch as he too grows old
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    A fine, fun ode.

    The eerie thing is, just before reading this, I was going to post a thread and ask if there are any poets on the forum and if they had written anything about bicycling. Very strange coincidence.

    I wish I had one to share with you. I've only written one bicycle poem. It's my thoughts about a woman while watching her ride. However, I don't think it appropriate for this format. It's not porno. Just not appropriate.

    How about the rest of you, any poems?
    ljbike

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