Hummer Tactical Mtn Bike & Eau De Toilette
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Hummer Tactical Mtn Bike & Eau De Toilette
When driving the most obnoxious vehicle on the planet gets boring, it's time to get on your Hummer Tactical Mountain Bike and practice Special Ops maneuvers.
https://www.hummerstuff.com/catalog/d...roduct_id=4451
And when the day is done, don't bother taking a shower, just a couple of squirts of Hummer Eau De Toilette and you're set for the evening!
https://www.hummerstuff.com/catalog/d...roduct_id=4146
https://www.hummerstuff.com/catalog/d...roduct_id=4451
And when the day is done, don't bother taking a shower, just a couple of squirts of Hummer Eau De Toilette and you're set for the evening!
https://www.hummerstuff.com/catalog/d...roduct_id=4146
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Hehe- They've been trying to market this same bike to police/military for a while. Aside from the frame, the last specs I saw were pretty dreadful.
As to the fragrance....Perhaps the less said the better.
As to the fragrance....Perhaps the less said the better.
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I saw the fragrance a while back on an airbase, and nobody buys them...
I didn't see anyone in any Hummers there either, I guess because they drive military ones on the job already...
They're marketing it as an H3 accesory, which is the smallest Hummer. Oh well... its still heavy and ugly.
I didn't see anyone in any Hummers there either, I guess because they drive military ones on the job already...
They're marketing it as an H3 accesory, which is the smallest Hummer. Oh well... its still heavy and ugly.
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They have one of the Hummer folding bikes at Sams Club for about $400. I was amazed that it came with cheap Tourney deraillers. You would think it would come with Alivio at that price range.
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"Once on the ground, the mountain bike traverses terrain silently at high speeds, with no thermal or acoustic radar signature."
OMG, are they joking? Marketing is really pathetic. But I guess the average Hummer consumer isn't that bright...
OMG, are they joking? Marketing is really pathetic. But I guess the average Hummer consumer isn't that bright...
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The lack of thermal and acoustic radar signature is exactly why I ride my fixie. You never know when armed communist ninjas might be tracking your every movement. Unfortunately, the tell-tale clack clack clack of a derailluer could be all it takes for them to detect your secret OP mission and kill you with a ninja star.
ROCK ON HUMMER BIKE!! YEAH!! USA USA USA !!!
peace,
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ROCK ON HUMMER BIKE!! YEAH!! USA USA USA !!!
peace,
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Originally Posted by Julianplante
Why on earth would you need a folder if you had such an oversized vehicle!?
So you can go find somebody with a Jeep!
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Get it so you can race your yuppie friends on their BMW bikes:
https://www.bossbi.com/bike/bmw/bmwbikes.php
https://www.bossbi.com/bike/bmw/bmwbikes.php
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That BMW road bike looks pretty nice, but for 4K, I'd expect more CF than just forks and handlebars on an Alu frame. Hell, you can get a brand new bottom of the line Allez with CF Fork and bars for under a grand. Ksyrium wheels and Dura-Ace components though, at least they splurged there. I'd say you are paying at least $2500 for the BMW badging and paint job on that bike.
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Bah, those things are utter garbage...They are just rebadged Montague folding bikes. Basically imgaine a wal-mart bike with half-arse decent components.
THis is a far better buy, although not folding: https://www.raleighusa.com/items.asp?...temid=208&va=0
THis is a far better buy, although not folding: https://www.raleighusa.com/items.asp?...temid=208&va=0
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Originally Posted by phidauex
The lack of thermal and acoustic radar signature is exactly why I ride my fixie. You never know when armed communist ninjas might be tracking your every movement. Unfortunately, the tell-tale clack clack clack of a derailluer could be all it takes for them to detect your secret OP mission and kill you with a ninja star.
ROCK ON HUMMER BIKE!! YEAH!! USA USA USA !!!
peace,
sam
ROCK ON HUMMER BIKE!! YEAH!! USA USA USA !!!
peace,
sam