How come whenever I reallllllyyyyyyyy feel the need to ease internal pressure, theres always someone around???
eg, once on the way home on my commute in the dark, pressure was mounting so I stood on the pedals and let fly a broadside only to see a pedestrian recoiling. I didn't see him in the dark and there's never anyone there anyway.
Another time, out in the middle of the countryside on a rail trail, after checking there's no other riders, I let go of some power bar pressure. Immediately a chorus of howling protests issued from some trackside bushes - there were a bunch of boys hiding out there, up to no good probably. It was just so surprising, the nearest village or even farmhouse was miles away.