Originally posted by MediaCreations
WARNING: Driving Cars Can Increase the Size of Your Butt
Actually, documents have recently been discovered--internal memos from several car manufacturers--which reveal they have known about the link between driving and, well, abnormal posterior growth, for many years, while at the same time these companies have been publicly denying it.
WARNING: Excessive car use may accelerate the aging process.
WARNING: Automobiles contain over 1,000 toxic substances. (I made this up, it could actually be over 2,000)
WARNING: Car dependence among teenagers may lead to impaired psychological development and increased phobias, resulting in megalomania, over-aggressiveness and fear of open spaces and mad cyclists.
WARNING: Driving this automobile without using a crash helmet
may result in fatal head injuries in the event of an accident.