Here I am, at 12:23 am on Thursday, 4-13-01, watching the shopping channel. Two Coca-Cola mini-helmets of Dale Earnhardt and Earnhardt Jr. on sale.
"I have less than 50 to offer at $99 dollars. That is the lowest price we have ever offered. But we're doin' it tonight. You have less than two minutes to dial in, that's less than $50 per helmet. And those of you who ordered it at $149, don't worry, we're putting it in the system as-we-speak...you will get them for $99. We may get in trouble for doin' this, but folks, I'm going to say this right now, you've got less than 30 seconds...my gosh! $99!!!"
"Everyone dialing in is GUARANTEED: BASEBALLS!"
I prefer, "BikeForums-dot-com". Is anybody awake???