Had to get in on this one....
55. The last time I went riding and some other rider rode very close in front of me I had no uncontrollable urge to follow him for twenty miles to shoot him! In fact, I was quite happy to draft him for awhile.
56. "Low fuel prices" means bananas were on sale at the grocery store.
57. Traffic jam? What's that...
58. No state requrement to have liability insurance for your bike.
59. Never again having to worry about finding a parking spot.