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    Bicycle Rock
    (To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

    Bicycle, bicycle, bicycles rock
    Bicycles roll and bicycles go
    Spinning and grinning, it's baskets of fun
    Now the biking age has begun

    Bicycle, bicycle, bicycles rock
    Cyclists whoop and cyclists hoot
    Pedal and revel in Courthouse Square
    In the misty air

    What a bright time, it's the right time
    to bike the night away
    Bicycle time is a cool time
    To go riding on a two-wheeled sleigh

    Giddy up, iron horse, don't be a poke
    Bicycle round the clock
    Mix and mingle with your jingling spokes
    That's the bicycle
    That's the bicycle
    That's the bicycle rock!


    Bikes For the World
    (To the tune of Joy to the World)

    Bikes for the world! The time has come
    Let earth receive clean air
    Let every heart, beat steadily
    And heaven and nature sing
    And heaven and nature sing
    And heaven and heaven and nature sing

    Bikes rule the road, with speed and grace
    And make our nation free
    From oil rigs and corporate greed
    So ride your bicycle
    So ride your bicycle
    So ride, so ride your bicycle!


    Climate Change is Coming to Town

    (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

    You better watch out, you better not drive
    You better ride bikes I'm telling you why
    Climate change is coming to town

    We're making it hot, we're raising the sea
    Gonna feel life at a hundred degrees
    Climate change is coming to town

    If people keep on driving
    The poles will soon be lakes
    The air will stink like petrol fumes
    Ride your bike for goodness sake

    We're making a list, we're checking it twice
    We're gonna find out who drove and who biked!
    Climate change is coming to town


    Ring Your Bells
    (To the tune of Jingle Bells)


    Dashing through the rain, on a pedaling machine
    Over the streets we go, biking keeps us lean, oh ho ho
    Horns on Hondas beep, testing our resolve
    But oh what fun it is to ride, cutting down on smog!

    Ring your bell, ring your bell, biking all the way!
    Oh what fun, it is to ride a two-wheeled Chevrolet!

    Hey!

    Portland winter's wet, with puddles everywhere
    Splashing cars behind, but why do I care?
    I've got fenders on, keeping my ass dry
    Oh what fun it is to ride, it's a natural hight!

    Ring your bell, ring your bell, biking all the way!
    Oh what fun, it is to ride a two-wheeled Chevrolet!

    People think we're odd, riding on our bikes
    But we know we're cool, 'cause this is what we like
    Breathing clean and free, letting go of hate
    We are riding our bicycles because it feels so great!

    Ring your bell, ring your bell, biking all the way!
    Oh what fun, it is to ride a two-wheeled Chevrolet!



    O Come All Ye Cyclists
    (To the tune of O Come All Ye Faithfull)


    O Come all ye cyclists,
    Joyful and triumphant
    O come ye, o come ye by bicycle

    Come and behold them
    See what fun they're having
    O come let us stop driving
    O come let us start riding
    O come let us start riding

    Our bicycles


    Rudolph the Red-nosed Cyclist

    Rudolph the red-nosed cyclist
    Had a very shiny nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glowed

    All of the silly drivers
    Used to laugh and call him names (like a Mass_hole)
    They never let porr Rudolph
    Take the center of the lane

    Then one smoggy Christmas eve
    Santa came to say
    Rudolph with your healthy thighs
    Won't you pull my sleigh tonight?

    Then all the children loved him
    And they shouted out with glee
    Rudolph the red-nosed cyclist
    Won't you come and ride with me!

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    This is kind of a depressing one. Just popped in there though when you mentioned Christmas carols.

    Out on the bike rack bike thieves pause,
    Spies a nice frame and uses steel jaws,
    Pulling off bike chains, and riding away,
    Spoiling a christmas holiday.

    Ho ho ho, Who wouldn't know,
    Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go,
    out in the cold to catch bike thief,
    it's beneath the job of the busy police.

    First goes the lightspeed of little Diddley,
    Then goes jonathons brand new riddley,
    Locked with a U-Lock but victim of pen,
    Bicycles stolen again and again.

    Chorus.
    Sunrise saturday,
    I was biking the backroads,
    lost in the moment.

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    OK, here is another one,

    Silent Bike, Smooth running bike,
    Not a flat, Bolts are all tight,
    Round the curve, Speed running wild,
    Spandex colors, so flashy and styled,
    Ride in heavenly peace, Ride in heavenly peace.
    Sunrise saturday,
    I was biking the backroads,
    lost in the moment.

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