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Bicycle Rock
(To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycles rock
Bicycles roll and bicycles go
Spinning and grinning, it's baskets of fun
Now the biking age has begun

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycles rock
Cyclists whoop and cyclists hoot
Pedal and revel in Courthouse Square
In the misty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
to bike the night away
Bicycle time is a cool time
To go riding on a two-wheeled sleigh

Giddy up, iron horse, don't be a poke
Bicycle round the clock
Mix and mingle with your jingling spokes
That's the bicycle
That's the bicycle
That's the bicycle rock!


Bikes For the World
(To the tune of Joy to the World)

Bikes for the world! The time has come
Let earth receive clean air
Let every heart, beat steadily
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and heaven and nature sing

Bikes rule the road, with speed and grace
And make our nation free
From oil rigs and corporate greed
So ride your bicycle
So ride your bicycle
So ride, so ride your bicycle!


Climate Change is Coming to Town
(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not drive
You better ride bikes I'm telling you why
Climate change is coming to town

We're making it hot, we're raising the sea
Gonna feel life at a hundred degrees
Climate change is coming to town

If people keep on driving
The poles will soon be lakes
The air will stink like petrol fumes
Ride your bike for goodness sake

We're making a list, we're checking it twice
We're gonna find out who drove and who biked!
Climate change is coming to town


Ring Your Bells
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the rain, on a pedaling machine
Over the streets we go, biking keeps us lean, oh ho ho
Horns on Hondas beep, testing our resolve
But oh what fun it is to ride, cutting down on smog!

Ring your bell, ring your bell, biking all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to ride a two-wheeled Chevrolet!

Hey!

Portland winter's wet, with puddles everywhere
Splashing cars behind, but why do I care?
I've got fenders on, keeping my ass dry
Oh what fun it is to ride, it's a natural hight!

Ring your bell, ring your bell, biking all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to ride a two-wheeled Chevrolet!

People think we're odd, riding on our bikes
But we know we're cool, 'cause this is what we like
Breathing clean and free, letting go of hate
We are riding our bicycles because it feels so great!

Ring your bell, ring your bell, biking all the way!
Oh what fun, it is to ride a two-wheeled Chevrolet!



O Come All Ye Cyclists
(To the tune of O Come All Ye Faithfull)

O Come all ye cyclists,
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o come ye by bicycle

Come and behold them
See what fun they're having
O come let us stop driving
O come let us start riding
O come let us start riding

Our bicycles


Rudolph the Red-nosed Cyclist

Rudolph the red-nosed cyclist
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glowed

All of the silly drivers
Used to laugh and call him names (like a M********)
They never let porr Rudolph
Take the center of the lane

Then one smoggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your healthy thighs
Won't you pull my sleigh tonight?

Then all the children loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the red-nosed cyclist
Won't you come and ride with me!

Paul L.

This is kind of a depressing one. Just popped in there though when you mentioned Christmas carols.

Out on the bike rack bike thieves pause,
Spies a nice frame and uses steel jaws,
Pulling off bike chains, and riding away,
Spoiling a christmas holiday.

Ho ho ho, Who wouldn't know,
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go,
out in the cold to catch bike thief,
it's beneath the job of the busy police.

First goes the lightspeed of little Diddley,
Then goes jonathons brand new riddley,
Locked with a U-Lock but victim of pen,
Bicycles stolen again and again.

Chorus.

Paul L.

OK, here is another one,

Silent Bike, Smooth running bike,
Not a flat, Bolts are all tight,
Round the curve, Speed running wild,
Spandex colors, so flashy and styled,
Ride in heavenly peace, Ride in heavenly peace.