I think Lance Armstrong is a Egotistical bastard who cheated for everything he got.
12-30-05, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Keith99
Isn't it lacks ball? I think he still has one.
12-30-05, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dan828
It's the secret of his success. Notice how much better he did after the surgery? He took off a couple of ounces of weight and it's also more aerodynamic. Soon all of the top racers will be doing it.
12-30-05, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by skinny
Lithium... is a lubricating substance commonly found in bicycle grease.
Librium... is used in the treatment of anxiety disorders. It is also prescribed for short-term relief of the symptoms of anxiety, symptoms of withdrawal in acute alcoholism, and anxiety and apprehension before surgery. It belongs to a class of drugs known as benzodiazepines.
Librium... is used in the treatment of anxiety disorders. It is also prescribed for short-term relief of the symptoms of anxiety, symptoms of withdrawal in acute alcoholism, and anxiety and apprehension before surgery. It belongs to a class of drugs known as benzodiazepines.
Sorry, major dork-doctor moment there. Where am I?! What's my name?!
12-30-05, 01:15 PM
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If that's the case, i would take off a bigger appendage.
If sacrificing a few mph in speed is the price I pay for retaining my large appendage, so be it!
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Besides, it equips me for an entirely different type of ride...
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hardeharhar ... dang, sometimes I crack myself up!
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12-30-05, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Bikepacker67
Egg Nog.
12-30-05, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom
This post should be kept in a FAQ as an example used to define the term 'troll'
Classic.
12-30-05, 06:15 PM
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News just in. We have found the real reason Lance retired. While having one ball gives significant weight savings and better aerodynamics it also has a drawback....
It makes him like an indy car, but not quite as pronounced. After years of work the French have gotten past his brilliant misdirection and have determined which is missing and thus which way he is weaker in turning and were going to design a TDF course with only turns his weak direction. Rather than face this challenge he retired.
It makes him like an indy car, but not quite as pronounced. After years of work the French have gotten past his brilliant misdirection and have determined which is missing and thus which way he is weaker in turning and were going to design a TDF course with only turns his weak direction. Rather than face this challenge he retired.
12-30-05, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by CRUM
I'm impressed. No one rose to his bait. Cool.
Funny that the trolls get the most replies, eh? It would indeed be incredible to see somebody start a thread like that and get no responses. Impossible though.
12-31-05, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by FabioSuperdeath
Lance totally sucks balls. Merckx was a better tour rider, im saying he was abetter tour rider ............blah, blah, blah
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12-31-05, 09:56 PM
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Hmm. Welcome FabioSuperdeath, I see that this is your first post. Did Lance pummel your rear in a bmx race in Texas back in 1978 or something?
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Originally Posted by Gene James
After reading these threads, I see there are a whole bunxh of people out there that don't have a life, including myself
01-01-06, 10:37 PM
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01-02-06, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FabioSuperdeath
Lance totally sucks balls. Merckx was a better tour rider, im saying he was abetter tour rider because he could dominate early season and then thrash everyone at the tour, after winning the giro. all this without steroids or EPO. He only tested positive in Italy because the italians didn't like a Belgian kicking evryones ass, same in france. Plus every single EPO crackdown has some kind o frelation to Lance: Hamilton, Heras, Ferrari.
i think all except maybe frigo and a hand full of others might have no connections.
bottom line is that lance is a cheater who doesn't deserve any of his yellow jerseys and he is doing the greatest diservice to cycling by even being affiliated to the hobby(not sport).
i think all except maybe frigo and a hand full of others might have no connections.
bottom line is that lance is a cheater who doesn't deserve any of his yellow jerseys and he is doing the greatest diservice to cycling by even being affiliated to the hobby(not sport).
01-02-06, 07:18 AM
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You think this guy is a Troll? Phooey! Garden variety...not much talent at it! The subject of the post notwithstanding.
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01-02-06, 06:32 PM
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Oh, yeah...well......I really....really.....reallly.....like OATMEAL!!!!!!
01-03-06, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by FabioSuperdeath
Lance totally sucks balls.
Now that Bush has put the spying technology into place. President Armstrong will access that quote and have you sent to Guantanamo Bay as an enemy of the state.
