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    help meeeeee
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    Was in the middle of installing a new light that I got from a certain online retailer (name not used to protect the guilty), and I went "what's that smell?" Smells like pot. Hey roommate, do my hands smell like pot? "yep"

    Lol...just had to share.

    Jim

    edit: I KNOW it wasn't me...haven't done that since high school

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    Ha Ha! Boss. SpokesInMyPoop's Avatar
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    dude, do tell! I'd order from them! so long as it wasn't dirt
    Roll of quarters... wait, that's not a roll of- AH! There it is!

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    They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.
    .cinelli.olympic.surly.long.haul.trucker.kona.ku.surly.steamroller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fixer
    They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    this is your computer. put down the joint and go get some fresh air. we don't believe it wasn't you for a second.

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    Older I get, Better I was velonomad's Avatar
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    Rumor has it these guys escaped from Berkeley and Norbert the Nark in 1972 and have resurfaced in Oregon running an online bike shop

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    1/2 a binding 1/2 a brain telenick's Avatar
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    Do you know why NORML never accomplished getting marijuana legalized?

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    Don't know. How would I tell?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I brought my car in to get new tires. I came back just in time to see the mechanic peel out of the parking lot (with my new tires). Supposedly he went for a test drive to make sure the alignment was good. 35 minutes later, the guy comes back, gets out of the car and hands me the keys. I open the car door and almost get slammed by the reeking smell of that burning weed. I was livid. I took care of that one. You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    1/2 a binding 1/2 a brain telenick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up....
    ...and not even offer me a hit!



    Quote Originally Posted by squeakywheel
    Don't know. How would I tell?
    They forgot where they put the petitions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by telenick
    They forgot where they put the petitions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    I brought my car in to get new tires. I came back just in time to see the mechanic peel out of the parking lot (with my new tires). Supposedly he went for a test drive to make sure the alignment was good. 35 minutes later, the guy comes back, gets out of the car and hands me the keys. I open the car door and almost get slammed by the reeking smell of that burning weed. I was livid. I took care of that one. You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up.
    Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.

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    Yes, where the heck is my bike light?

    (Title sort of makes it sound like someone got your "package" by mistake)
    Sunrise saturday,
    I was biking the backroads,
    lost in the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fixer
    They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.
    i've never tried it, but have heard that works pretty well

    nice NORML joke, btw... ya bastids! j/k *snicker* I'm a member of Oregon NORML :B But methinks the MPP has done more for marijuana legislation than NORML But this ain't no contest! Let's get baked!!
    Roll of quarters... wait, that's not a roll of- AH! There it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.

    C'mon! Everyone knows when you leave the nub of a fattie in the ashtray, it's a tip for the mechanic/valet that says don't f*ck up my ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikepacker67
    C'mon! Everyone knows when you leave the nub of a fattie in the ashtray, it's a tip for the mechanic/valet that says don't f*ck up my ride.
    I wasn't thinking that way at the time, but now that you mention it...

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    Step away from the bong and take it to the "Foo" forum
    Last edited by The Pontificato; 12-30-05 at 10:23 PM.

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    Just when I buy weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.
    Please tell me you reported it to the police!
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Officer, a package arrived at my house today and it smelled like weed.
    Officer: And son just how would you know what weed smelled like? Son, we're gonna have to arrest you.
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    Two wheels good. Four wheels bad.

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    "Dave's Not Here"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikepacker67
    "Dave's Not Here"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclaholic
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    Where is that link to the article about that mail-order weed business that got busted a while ago?

    "Yes, i'd like 1/2lb of Acapulco Gold, please super size that order, and I would like a 400 pack of twinkies. Thanks!"
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Hey my halides are humming away on my yacht 201 miles off the coast. For some reason no one really cares what I do out here. Actually I think that the gov doesnt care in any event, since it keeps all of the trouble makers from being too vocal. Hope that you paid with a stolen cc.

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