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Old 12-30-05, 02:25 PM   #1
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Was in the middle of installing a new light that I got from a certain online retailer (name not used to protect the guilty), and I went "what's that smell?" Smells like pot. Hey roommate, do my hands smell like pot? "yep"

Lol...just had to share.

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edit: I KNOW it wasn't me...haven't done that since high school
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Old 12-30-05, 02:49 PM   #2
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dude, do tell! I'd order from them! so long as it wasn't dirt
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They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.
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Old 12-30-05, 03:01 PM   #4
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Old 12-30-05, 03:03 PM   #5
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this is your computer. put down the joint and go get some fresh air. we don't believe it wasn't you for a second.
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Old 12-30-05, 03:13 PM   #6
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Rumor has it these guys escaped from Berkeley and Norbert the Nark in 1972 and have resurfaced in Oregon running an online bike shop
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Old 12-30-05, 03:19 PM   #7
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Do you know why NORML never accomplished getting marijuana legalized?
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Don't know. How would I tell?
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I brought my car in to get new tires. I came back just in time to see the mechanic peel out of the parking lot (with my new tires). Supposedly he went for a test drive to make sure the alignment was good. 35 minutes later, the guy comes back, gets out of the car and hands me the keys. I open the car door and almost get slammed by the reeking smell of that burning weed. I was livid. I took care of that one. You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up.
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You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up....
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They forgot where they put the petitions.
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I brought my car in to get new tires. I came back just in time to see the mechanic peel out of the parking lot (with my new tires). Supposedly he went for a test drive to make sure the alignment was good. 35 minutes later, the guy comes back, gets out of the car and hands me the keys. I open the car door and almost get slammed by the reeking smell of that burning weed. I was livid. I took care of that one. You don't go speeding around in MY car smoking and polluting it up.
Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.
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Old 12-30-05, 04:49 PM   #13
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Yes, where the heck is my bike light?

(Title sort of makes it sound like someone got your "package" by mistake)
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Old 12-30-05, 05:30 PM   #14
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They should've packaged your light with some ground coffee beans.
i've never tried it, but have heard that works pretty well

nice NORML joke, btw... ya bastids! j/k *snicker* I'm a member of Oregon NORML :B But methinks the MPP has done more for marijuana legislation than NORML But this ain't no contest! Let's get baked!!
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Old 12-30-05, 07:57 PM   #15
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Mechanic once stole some roaches from my ashtray when I brought my truck in for some work.

C'mon! Everyone knows when you leave the nub of a fattie in the ashtray, it's a tip for the mechanic/valet that says don't f*ck up my ride.
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Old 12-30-05, 09:35 PM   #16
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C'mon! Everyone knows when you leave the nub of a fattie in the ashtray, it's a tip for the mechanic/valet that says don't f*ck up my ride.
I wasn't thinking that way at the time, but now that you mention it...
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Step away from the bong and take it to the "Foo" forum

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Just when I buy weed.
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Please tell me you reported it to the police!
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Officer, a package arrived at my house today and it smelled like weed.
Officer: And son just how would you know what weed smelled like? Son, we're gonna have to arrest you.
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Old 12-31-05, 12:56 PM   #24
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Where is that link to the article about that mail-order weed business that got busted a while ago?

"Yes, i'd like 1/2lb of Acapulco Gold, please super size that order, and I would like a 400 pack of twinkies. Thanks!"
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Hey my halides are humming away on my yacht 201 miles off the coast. For some reason no one really cares what I do out here. Actually I think that the gov doesnt care in any event, since it keeps all of the trouble makers from being too vocal. Hope that you paid with a stolen cc.
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