Here we are with Quick News 47
Yesterday left off with someone going to investigate BF.com, here's the results
Reporter] So, what did you find out
Investigator] What I found was stunning
Chris] And what is that?
Investigator] Well,members at BF.com transplanted one of the user's brain into Lance's body, they thought they would set a Tour record
Reporter] They did didn't they
Reporter2] If you want to call riding the Tour backwards a record
Chris] Tell us more
Investigator] the user's name was Mike. So it seems that mike's body has Lance's brain, and Lance has Mike's brain.BUT, as noted yesterday Lance has a bagel not a brain.
Investigator] Upon further investigation I found that a user Pete Clark accidentaly ate Lance's, no wait Mike's brain. And so instead of transplanting Mike's brain into Lance they transplanted Pete's bagel
Reporter] Hmmm, maybe that would explain Lance's obsession with bagels, what do you think Chris?
Chris]Probably so, who was the surgeon?
Investigator] It seems Mike peformed the operation himself, with the help of Racso.
Reporter2] So where does Pete come in?
Investigator] I guess he was watching
Reporter]Very strange. So Chris, what are you going to do?
Chris] I say we find this Mike guy and get Lance's brain back!!
Reporter] But what about Mike?
Chris]We'll give him Pete's brain
Reporter2]What about Pete?
Chris]Give'm a BAGEL!!!
Har har hardy har har!!
Be sure to check in tomorrow for the latest on this intriguing story