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    Today Lance Armstrong went in for a catscan for some unknown reason. What the Doctors found was terrible. Here's the story
    Repoter] So what is wrong Doc?
    Doc] Well, Lance's brain seems to be missing
    Repoter] So what is in his head?
    Doc] Well, it looks kinda like a bagel
    Reporter] Bagel?
    Doc] Yeah, my words exactly
    Reporter#2] Chris, have you noticed anything strange about Lance?
    Chris] Well, besides riding the Tour backwards, Lance just hasn't been like himself. All he can say is,"cream cheese" or "blueberry bagel". And this wierd toasted butter smell seems to come from him all the time
    Reporter] How has it effected his riding?
    Chris] Well, he doesn't seem focused. He goes into coffee shops all the time and gets bagels and Mocha
    Reporter#2]Hmmm,What do you think about that story at the Tour broadcasted by Fritz Freeling and Mel Blanc?
    Doc] Which one?
    Reporter2] The one about some guys from...What was it Chris
    Chris] I think BikeForums.com
    Reporter2] Yeah!! that was it!! They transplanted his brain or something, in the snowy midwest...
    Doc] Yeah I remember..
    Chris] Why don't we get someone to go checkout that site and see if we can get any leadings...
    Newscaster] We'll be right back after these messages..
    TOMORROW, Don't miss the continued story of Lance Armstrong's wierd twist of fate...

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    Originally posted by fubar5
    Today Lance Armstrong went in for a catscan for some unknown reason. What the Doctors found was terrible. Here's the story
    Repoter] So what is wrong Doc?
    Doc] Well, Lance's brain seems to be missing
    Repoter] So what is in his head?
    Doc] Well, it looks kinda like a bagel
    Reporter] Bagel?
    UPDATE: As you remember, Lance's brain is in safekeeping...in a Sumo wrestler's body.

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    Here we are with Quick News 47
    Yesterday left off with someone going to investigate BF.com, here's the results
    Reporter] So, what did you find out
    Investigator] What I found was stunning
    Chris] And what is that?
    Investigator] Well,members at BF.com transplanted one of the user's brain into Lance's body, they thought they would set a Tour record
    Reporter] They did didn't they
    Reporter2] If you want to call riding the Tour backwards a record
    Chris] Tell us more
    Investigator] the user's name was Mike. So it seems that mike's body has Lance's brain, and Lance has Mike's brain.BUT, as noted yesterday Lance has a bagel not a brain.
    Reporter2]So?
    Investigator] Upon further investigation I found that a user Pete Clark accidentaly ate Lance's, no wait Mike's brain. And so instead of transplanting Mike's brain into Lance they transplanted Pete's bagel
    Reporter] Hmmm, maybe that would explain Lance's obsession with bagels, what do you think Chris?
    Chris]Probably so, who was the surgeon?
    Investigator] It seems Mike peformed the operation himself, with the help of Racso.
    Reporter2] So where does Pete come in?
    Investigator] I guess he was watching
    Reporter]Very strange. So Chris, what are you going to do?
    Chris] I say we find this Mike guy and get Lance's brain back!!
    Reporter] But what about Mike?
    Chris]We'll give him Pete's brain
    Reporter2]What about Pete?
    Chris]Give'm a BAGEL!!! Har har hardy har har!!

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    Originally posted by fubar5
    Reporter] But what about Mike?
    Chris]We'll give him Pete's brain
    Fubar, I wonder if you might agree, Mike's been through enough already without getting MY brain...

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    Oh geez, we better get ahold of Chris..

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