I almost never leave my blinky lights unattended. I know how easy they are to take off-- so I put them in my pockets when I see live music or have some beers. Usually. I'm very familliar with the uncomfortable hassle of having a a couple lights stuck in your jeans pocket all night. I don't like it. No, sir.
But the clamp on my "good" light broke recently, and I had to resort to my old Planet Bike Beamer from a few years ago. The light was pretty difficult to remove from the clamp due to it now fitting so well on my bullhorns...so I left it on my bike for a few hours while I listened to my cow-orker's punk trio. Mistake.
I hope you know how many times it's saved my life. Hell, even I don't know that. But I know it's been more than a few.
I hope you know that I'm broke. I can't buy another for at least two weeks.
And I hope you have a hard ****ing time mounting it to your bike without the clamp. You ******bag asslicker.
Way to go, you fratty piece of crap. I can only assume you did this because you were drunk and no girl would go home with you.
On the other hand, my biggest problem (at the moment) is a lack of safety lighting. Ooops, I win again. Sucker.