OK folks, what is the most vulgar/disgusting thing you have ever done on a bicycle. Those of you who have weak stomachs may not want to read on here (don't say I didn't warn you!).
Today I actually threw-up while riding. I kid you not! You see, I currently have a really bad case of the 'flu (I haven't been this sick since Chicken Pox in 1992). So this morning I'm riding into University (yes, I know it's Sunday, but this assignment is not going to finish itself), and I ride over a minor hill.
At this point I start coughing madly like some kind of ultra fanatical throat-spanky (did I really think of that expression?), and up comes this stuff which, for the sake of those who are still reading my account, I won't describe.
The thing is, I actually feel much better after doing it (not to mention glad that it didn't happen in a group ride!). Mind you, my voice is still totally f***ed. In fact, a friend thinks I sound like Darth Vader, I think that's going a little far!
Come over to the dark side, Luke. It is your destiny!