I clawed it from the greedy hands of a SUV driver, owned it, polished it up and stuck it in my trophy cabinet.
I was taking the lane coming off a set of lights on a four lane road with a central turning lane, intending to make the next left (100m). I indicate to move into the inside lane and the driver behind me graciously slows and lets me in and in return I move swiftly into the turning lane. The opposing two lanes are gridlocked and as I'm coming up on my turn this Lincoln Navigator pulls out intending to drive all the way up to turn left on the lights that I have just come across.
Unsurprisingly he is now blocking my turn and still moving forwards, depite my clear indicating. I keep rolling towards him and pull up right on his front bumper. The driver rolls down his window and waves me out of his way and the follwing exchange ensues.
Him: Get out of my way.
Me: Are you kidding me.
Him: Move it, I'm trying to get to work.
Me: No, I'm turning there so back it up.
Me: I said back it up.
To my amazement he actually put it in reverse and backed it up. I grin from ear to ear and all the drivers around are looking incredulous. Sweetest moment of this year.