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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    anyone carry a bazooka?

    I have a large bazooka and carry it whenever I leave the house, except when I go ride my bike. I have decided to start carrying when I ride my bike too. Anyone here carry when they ride? how do you carry? Fanny pack?
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    what?!!

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    Which terrorist group you belong to?

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    I do! My favorite! And they still have the comic strip, too! I carry it in my seat bag so if I get a flat I just chew and chew and chew. Makes a very handy emergency patch! If, of course, you don't mind pink.
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    LOL i like Siu Blue Winds comment the best.
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    Predator SRAW...
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    Nah, I don't chew bubblegum.

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    Dam right,its in my pants.
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    It mounts on my handlebar.
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    I have carried a sling-shot on a few rides, never needed it and now leave it at home
    This space open

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    why yes, i do carry a bazooka; but more specifically, a *double* bazooka:

    http://www.hamuniverse.com/bazooka.html

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    I know this is just a stupid joke thread, but I am curious; does anybody here besides me actually know the process legaly required in the US to obtain a bazooka and rockets to go with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    I know this is just a stupid joke thread, but I am curious; does anybody here besides me actually know the process legaly required in the US to obtain a bazooka and rockets to go with it?
    OMG TERRORIST!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the beef
    OMG TERRORIST!
    OMG! Ignoramous! A legaly registered RPG in the US has never been used by a terrorist, or any other criminal.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    The disposable launchers are the best. Fire it and drop the tube.

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    I would prefer a SMAW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest
    I have a large bazooka and carry it whenever I leave the house, except when I go ride my bike. I have decided to start carrying when I ride my bike too. Anyone here carry when they ride? how do you carry? Fanny pack?
    I prefer a flamethrower. That way if I get hungry on my ride I can always stop for a roadkill barbecue. The ground hogs are especially tender this spring.

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    This is hilarious! I've been hoping for so long that the "does anyone carry a ***" thread would just die!

    Bazookas are cumbersome and unwieldy. As an alternative, I've been attempting to mount Python IV with a helmet mounted cueing system...but every time I rig it up, the extra 350 lbs for missile and launch equipment crunches another frame. What gives?

    If a guy wants high off boresite missile capability to defend against SUVs, it shouldn't be this hard!
    Good night...and good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by banzai_f16
    This is hilarious! I've been hoping for so long that the "does anyone carry a ***" thread would just die!
    Haha yes, finally, someone gets it!
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    A friend of mine wants to mount a SAM launcher to the front of his sail boat. He figures the heat seaking missles should keep jet skis far far away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milice
    A friend of mine wants to mount a SAM launcher to the front of his sail boat. He figures the heat seaking missles should keep jet skis far far away.
    It's been my dream to develop a mini SAM launcher that attaches to your bike helmet. If I didn't keep spending all my money on bike stuff, I could've developed it by now.

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    anyone carry a bazooka?
    Oh God YES! I need a bazooka because I'm such a pansy-weenie that I pee my pants whenever a cloud darkens my path.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest
    I have a large bazooka and carry it whenever I leave the house, except when I go ride my bike. I have decided to start carrying when I ride my bike too. Anyone here carry when they ride? how do you carry? Fanny pack?
    Having a problem with dogs on the commute are ya?
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