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    Sumanitu taka owaci LittleBigMan's Avatar
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    It finally happened...

    I've been hoping, no, not even daring to hope...and it happened!

    Yesterday, while commuting to work on my bike on a deserted stretch of road (I know that's hard to believe, "deserted," but this whole story is eerie,) I was abducted by aliens. Ya, 'strue!

    They examined my bike (darn! I thought they were going to check me out) and chattered on and on in some strange language (for those of you who thought aliens were "telepathic")
    and took my baby completely apart. I fell into a deep sleep (I was sort of bored by this part) until I awoke suddenly, finding myself lying on the grass next to my bike.

    When I got to work, no one believed me about this incident.

    Chalk up another "crazy bike commuter" story!

    (On the way home, I noticed a really small guy on a bike exactly like mine, sort of wobbling along, giggling...)

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    Dances with Rocks Dirtgrinder's Avatar
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    I was gonna send you a link to a psychiatrist, but I thought I'd be nice and send you this instead.
    Insurance
    If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough...

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    Sumanitu taka owaci LittleBigMan's Avatar
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    I could use some of that "triple strength hair glue!" (Do you think aliens would want that, too?)

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    Pete ma'man,how could you sleep with those little green dudes playin' with your bottom bracket and ball bearings..????
    Velosophy#1: It is better to have a bicycle and no money , than money and no bicycle ! Velosophy # 2 : "Winning is simple, but not easy." #3: "Give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day , teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"

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    It's the fight in the man Rich's Avatar
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    The truth is out there Pete!!!

    Rich
    Making New Zealand a safer place :)

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    Obviously those Little Green Men were looking for the most efficient propulsion system in the galaxy.

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    Powered by Hi-octane baked beans...............
    Velosophy#1: It is better to have a bicycle and no money , than money and no bicycle ! Velosophy # 2 : "Winning is simple, but not easy." #3: "Give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day , teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"

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    Mr. Cellophane RainmanP's Avatar
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    The really scary thing is how do you know they didn't take your bike and replace it with an exact replica? It happened to Steven Wright, remember?
    If it ain't broke, mess with it anyway!

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