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    Dr.Deltron
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    Let's see, if I used all those wieght saving tips, I'd be a...

    Starving, 28lb overweight, slightly illiterate, cleanshaven, well groomed, headless crying cyclist with a clean colon, riding a bare framed bike with holes in it, whose wheels are missing spokes and has brakes that don't work, while I'm riding downhill in granny gear with an empty waterbottle! And then I have to send the bike to Matameo?!?
    am I a troll or what?


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    Don't forget to pry those fillings out of your molars. A few grams of useless metal right there, bringing your center of gravity up, to boot. And trim your toe nails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Deltron
    Let's see, if I used all those wieght saving tips, I'd be a...

    Starving, 28lb overweight, slightly illiterate, cleanshaven, well groomed, headless crying cyclist with a clean colon, riding a bare framed bike with holes in it, whose wheels are missing spokes and has brakes that don't work, while I'm riding downhill in granny gear with an empty waterbottle! And then I have to send the bike to Matameo?!?
    am I a troll or what?


    Sounds like a good strategy.
    "Ride lots." -- Eddy Merckx

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