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Old 06-18-03, 10:45 AM
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so i guess that will prevent tan lines?
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hahah tan sack... i love the title of this thread!
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A riding partner for A.Troll!!!!!
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Old 06-18-03, 11:37 AM
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The really funny part is that if he would have remained in the saddle, he would have still been legal!
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A riding partner for A.Troll!!!!!
Not until he loses the tan sack!
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Originally posted by bac
The really funny part is that if he would have remained in the saddle, he would have still been legal!
Would that still hold true if he were to use one of those "junk-saver saddles" with the cut-out?
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Originally posted by A.troll
Not until he loses the tan sack!
Erf! Taken out of context, that reads bad... wait... taken in context that can also be read bad.
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Would that still hold true if he were to use one of those "junk-saver saddles" with the cut-out?
Hmmm, a potential loophole for the bunghole, eh?
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OK, I am going to be sure to visit Southside Lions Park when I visit San Antonio next month.
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That guy is my new freakin' hero !!

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What does the underwear Nazi have to say on this ????
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Thong Man' leaves his inhibitions behind

By Mary Moreno
San Antonio Express-News

Web Posted : 06/18/2003 12:00 AM

It seems that the black thong was too restrictive for Joseph Gottschalk.

On Tuesday evening, the 52-year-old man, who recently gained notoriety for riding his bicycle around his South Side neighborhood in only a black thong, was arrested for stripping down to a sack. While the thong covered the body parts required by law, the genitals and anus, the tan bag around his genitals left his anus exposed, according to a police report.



I've seen that already riding horseback.

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Old 06-18-03, 06:51 PM
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What does the underwear Nazi have to say on this ????
He is a pathetic pusillanimous poltroon! He is an underwear anarchist! He clearly has no respect for authority.

Attitudes like his really chap my ass.

On the other hand, actions like his really chap his own ass!

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One of the radio stations promoted a "Thong Ride Day" in honor of this guy. I seriously doubt they'll have tan sack day

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Old 06-23-03, 06:16 PM
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Oh no... they found him dead in Big Bend National Park.

Supposedly foul play is not suspected; here is the article.
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Wow, that is sad!
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