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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    NERDS, ALL OF YOU.
    Is this an insult once again?

    Quote Originally Posted by slkfkjs or whatever incoherent name you have
    If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.
    Your "speed" doesn't make me insecure, it makes me laugh. AT you. As does your use of fluent English.

    Quote Originally Posted by lksfdjflskdjf
    Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot.
    Again with the nerd insult. You've been watching too many old movies. And for the record - and I think I can safely speak for all of the rest of us - I don't think you've ever stolen (it's steal, by the way) a women from anyone outside your fantasy world. And I'm even more sure you've never actually had sex with one... in real life, at least.

    Quote Originally Posted by ljksjsdjf
    Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
    And lo and behold, none of us even needed to answer this thread... you drove the point home all by your big muscled, fluent, un-nerdy self!!
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    So let me get this straight. Yesterday, for the first time in over a decade, you got on a bicycle.
    http://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1

    And today you are hitting speeds like that?
    dayum! My nipples are hard just thinking about you, and I'm a guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pj7
    So let me get this straight. Yesterday, for the first time in over a decade, you got on a bicycle.
    http://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1

    And today you are hitting speeds like that?
    dayum! My nipples are hard just thinking about you, and I'm a guy!
    Miracles happen daily on da interwebs!

    (cheating on me again I see, you cad)
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    Quote Originally Posted by pj7
    So let me get this straight. Yesterday, for the first time in over a decade, you got on a bicycle.
    http://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1

    And today you are hitting speeds like that?
    dayum! ...


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    +10000000

    The appropriate follow up question is: "what type of pie?"

    Dutch apple or cherry for me. Maybe a rhubarb.
    Mmmmm. Cherry pie. Or blackberry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by some troll
    He got intimidated, because I'm young and strong, fluent in English, and don't take crap from other people.
    qft lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    Next thing I know he must have been driving 40 along side of me. He gave me room, but drove right over puddles. Now I don't know how you guys deal with getting wet like that, but that pissed me off. So I follow him, and have a chat with this guy.
    We have another poster here with a bike just like yours, he can dial his up to 400 watts, what's yours go up to?

    ...and next time just introduce that guy to your friends - shoulder and pavement.
    There are 10 types of people in the world - the ones that can count in base 2, the ones that can't count in base 2, and the ones that didn't expect this to be in base 3.

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    Okay wait. So WHY were you being mean to an elderly person? Because he got you wet?

    Did you expect an old man to get out of the car and fight? Don't you think with your big stature that would have scared him enough? What did you want him to do?

    I'm not trying to chastise you or anything, I don't understand why you were so angry. If he was trying to race you, I think he could have pressed on his gas a little more, don't you think? Maybe it was just a coincidence he was going your speed?

    I have a feeling he wasn't trying to be such a bad guy as you may have thought.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    NERDS, ALL OF YOU.



    If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.



    Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot. Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio
    I blow your ass over the bumps in a motorcycle
    That's just a scary combination of words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Okay wait. So WHY were you being mean to an elderly person? Because he got you wet?

    Did you expect an old man to get out of the car and fight? Don't you think with your big stature that would have scared him enough? What did you want him to do?

    I'm not trying to chastise you or anything, I don't understand why you were so angry. If he was trying to race you, I think he could have pressed on his gas a little more, don't you think? Maybe it was just a coincidence he was going your speed?

    I have a feeling he wasn't trying to be such a bad guy as you may have thought.
    C'mon Siu... didn't you read the original post? His gears aren't working right so he could only get onto the second "gear" in the front. And he was going 40 like that... it's obvious that a little gas pedal holds no candle to this guy; just wait until he can get his third gear working. I'm thinking 60 easily for this muscle bound guy!

    As for fighting with the old man, I think I saw this guy on TV recently. News article about a kid who is so macho that he can beat up a 91 year old man. Yeah, I think we're all in the presence of a true star here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh
    C'mon Siu... didn't you read the original post? His gears aren't working right so he could only get onto the second "gear" in the front. And he was going 40 like that... it's obvious that a little gas pedal holds no candle to this guy; just wait until he can get his third gear working. I'm thinking 60 easily for this muscle bound guy!

    As for fighting with the old man, I think I saw this guy on TV recently. News article about a kid who is so macho that he can beat up a 91 year old man. Yeah, I think we're all in the presence of a true star here!
    Hey...if the 91 year old man got him wet...what do you expect him to do?

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    the_next_lance (part deux)

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    Let's all buy him a computer so he knows how slow he's really going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by worker4youth
    Let's all buy him a computer so he knows how slow he's really going.
    And set it so that when he is riding 15 mph, the computer says 60 mph, then he can go race with the big boys on the freeway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    ...Next thing I know he must have been driving 40 along side of me...
    ...I'd go faster, but I need front derailer adjusted. It only shifts to 2nd gear in the front...
    (very slowly)
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    While riding in my Cadillac
    What to my surprise
    A little Nash Rambler was following me
    About one third my size
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (slowly)
    I pushed my foot down to the floor
    To give the guy the shake
    But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
    He still had on his brake
    He musta thought his car had more guts
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (normal speed)
    My car went into passing gear
    And we took off with gust (whoosh)
    Soon we were going ninety
    Musta left him in the dust
    When I peeked in the mirror of my car
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    The little Nash Rambler was right behind
    You'd think that guy could fly
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (quickly)
    Now we were doing a hundred and ten
    This certainly was a race
    For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
    Would be a big disgrace
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (very quickly)
    Now we're going a hundred twenty
    As fast as I can go
    The Rambler pulled along side of me
    As if we were going slow
    The fella rolled down his window
    And yelled for me to hear
    "Hey buddy how do I get this car....outa.....second....gear?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denny Koll
    Hey...if the 91 year old man got him wet...what do you expect him to do?
    Boink him, then offer him a smoke?
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    I know you guys are having fun making fun of this poor guy, but what he says is true. It was on the 6 oclock news tonight. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...se_with_a_Bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    I know you guys are having fun making fun of this poor guy, but what he says is true. It was on the 6 oclock news tonight. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...se_with_a_Bike

    He did kind of "launch" through those trucks at the end of the clip...I'll bet that was him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommuterRun
    (very slowly)
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    While riding in my Cadillac
    What to my surprise
    A little Nash Rambler was following me
    About one third my size
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (slowly)
    I pushed my foot down to the floor
    To give the guy the shake
    But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
    He still had on his brake
    He musta thought his car had more guts
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (normal speed)
    My car went into passing gear
    And we took off with gust (whoosh)
    Soon we were going ninety
    Musta left him in the dust
    When I peeked in the mirror of my car
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    The little Nash Rambler was right behind
    You'd think that guy could fly
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (quickly)
    Now we were doing a hundred and ten
    This certainly was a race
    For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
    Would be a big disgrace
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep

    (very quickly)
    Now we're going a hundred twenty
    As fast as I can go
    The Rambler pulled along side of me
    As if we were going slow
    The fella rolled down his window
    And yelled for me to hear
    "Hey buddy how do I get this car....outa.....second....gear?"
    Holy crap, I haven't heard that song in years!! Too funny!

    Quote Originally Posted by portis
    I know you guys are having fun making fun of this poor guy, but what he says is true. It was on the 6 oclock news tonight. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...se_with_a_Bike
    That can't be him... no puddle splash! Must be some other bionic rider!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Order
    Or blackberry.
    They're not yet ripe here, Blue Order, you know that.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    They're not yet ripe here, Blue Order, you know that.
    In 3 months they will be. It's my duty to eat every blackberry I can forage, too. They're an invasive weed here, you know. Wouldn't want the seeds spreading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    NERDS, ALL OF YOU.



    If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.



    Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot. Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
    Is RyanF a twin?

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