1st Episode of Road Rage
06-05-07, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by djSlvt
NERDS, ALL OF YOU.
Originally Posted by slkfkjs or whatever incoherent name you have
If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.
Originally Posted by lksfdjflskdjf
Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot.
Originally Posted by ljksjsdjf
Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
06-05-07, 07:42 PM
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I've been riding since 10, and could not stop, just went in for launch.
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So let me get this straight. Yesterday, for the first time in over a decade, you got on a bicycle.
https://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1
And today you are hitting speeds like that?
dayum! My nipples are hard just thinking about you, and I'm a guy!
https://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1
And today you are hitting speeds like that?
dayum! My nipples are hard just thinking about you, and I'm a guy!
06-05-07, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pj7
So let me get this straight. Yesterday, for the first time in over a decade, you got on a bicycle.
https://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1
And today you are hitting speeds like that?
dayum! My nipples are hard just thinking about you, and I'm a guy!
https://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1
And today you are hitting speeds like that?
dayum! My nipples are hard just thinking about you, and I'm a guy!
(cheating on me again I see, you cad)
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
06-05-07, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pj7
So let me get this straight. Yesterday, for the first time in over a decade, you got on a bicycle.
https://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1
And today you are hitting speeds like that?
dayum! ...
https://bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p...28&postcount=1
And today you are hitting speeds like that?
dayum! ...
Originally Posted by DataJunkie
+10000000
The appropriate follow up question is: "what type of pie?"
Dutch apple or cherry for me. Maybe a rhubarb.
The appropriate follow up question is: "what type of pie?"
Dutch apple or cherry for me. Maybe a rhubarb.
06-05-07, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by some troll
He got intimidated, because I'm young and strong, fluent in English, and don't take crap from other people.
06-05-07, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by djSlvt
Next thing I know he must have been driving 40 along side of me. He gave me room, but drove right over puddles. Now I don't know how you guys deal with getting wet like that, but that pissed me off. So I follow him, and have a chat with this guy.
...and next time just introduce that guy to your friends - shoulder and pavement.
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Okay wait. So WHY were you being mean to an elderly person? Because he got you wet?
Did you expect an old man to get out of the car and fight? Don't you think with your big stature that would have scared him enough? What did you want him to do?
I'm not trying to chastise you or anything, I don't understand why you were so angry. If he was trying to race you, I think he could have pressed on his gas a little more, don't you think? Maybe it was just a coincidence he was going your speed?
I have a feeling he wasn't trying to be such a bad guy as you may have thought.
Did you expect an old man to get out of the car and fight? Don't you think with your big stature that would have scared him enough? What did you want him to do?
I'm not trying to chastise you or anything, I don't understand why you were so angry. If he was trying to race you, I think he could have pressed on his gas a little more, don't you think? Maybe it was just a coincidence he was going your speed?
I have a feeling he wasn't trying to be such a bad guy as you may have thought.
06-06-07, 01:23 AM
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06-06-07, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by djSlvt
NERDS, ALL OF YOU.
If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.
Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot. Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.
Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot. Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
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06-06-07, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by huhenio
I blow your ass over the bumps in a motorcycle
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06-06-07, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
Okay wait. So WHY were you being mean to an elderly person? Because he got you wet?
Did you expect an old man to get out of the car and fight? Don't you think with your big stature that would have scared him enough? What did you want him to do?
I'm not trying to chastise you or anything, I don't understand why you were so angry. If he was trying to race you, I think he could have pressed on his gas a little more, don't you think? Maybe it was just a coincidence he was going your speed?
I have a feeling he wasn't trying to be such a bad guy as you may have thought.
Did you expect an old man to get out of the car and fight? Don't you think with your big stature that would have scared him enough? What did you want him to do?
I'm not trying to chastise you or anything, I don't understand why you were so angry. If he was trying to race you, I think he could have pressed on his gas a little more, don't you think? Maybe it was just a coincidence he was going your speed?
I have a feeling he wasn't trying to be such a bad guy as you may have thought.
As for fighting with the old man, I think I saw this guy on TV recently. News article about a kid who is so macho that he can beat up a 91 year old man. Yeah, I think we're all in the presence of a true star here!
06-06-07, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by skiahh
C'mon Siu... didn't you read the original post? His gears aren't working right so he could only get onto the second "gear" in the front. And he was going 40 like that... it's obvious that a little gas pedal holds no candle to this guy; just wait until he can get his third gear working. I'm thinking 60 easily for this muscle bound guy!
As for fighting with the old man, I think I saw this guy on TV recently. News article about a kid who is so macho that he can beat up a 91 year old man. Yeah, I think we're all in the presence of a true star here!
As for fighting with the old man, I think I saw this guy on TV recently. News article about a kid who is so macho that he can beat up a 91 year old man. Yeah, I think we're all in the presence of a true star here!
06-06-07, 03:59 PM
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06-06-07, 04:00 PM
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Let's all buy him a computer so he knows how slow he's really going.
06-06-07, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by worker4youth
Let's all buy him a computer so he knows how slow he's really going.
06-06-07, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by djSlvt
...Next thing I know he must have been driving 40 along side of me...
...I'd go faster, but I need front derailer adjusted. It only shifts to 2nd gear in the front...
...I'd go faster, but I need front derailer adjusted. It only shifts to 2nd gear in the front...
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(slowly)
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(normal speed)
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(quickly)
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(very quickly)
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car....outa.....second....gear?"
06-06-07, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Denny Koll
Hey...if the 91 year old man got him wet...what do you expect him to do?
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I know you guys are having fun making fun of this poor guy, but what he says is true. It was on the 6 oclock news tonight. https://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...se_with_a_Bike
06-06-07, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Portis
I know you guys are having fun making fun of this poor guy, but what he says is true. It was on the 6 oclock news tonight. https://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...se_with_a_Bike
He did kind of "launch" through those trucks at the end of the clip...I'll bet that was him.
06-06-07, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by CommuterRun
(very slowly)
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(slowly)
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(normal speed)
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(quickly)
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(very quickly)
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car....outa.....second....gear?"
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(slowly)
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(normal speed)
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(quickly)
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
(very quickly)
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car....outa.....second....gear?"
Originally Posted by portis
I know you guys are having fun making fun of this poor guy, but what he says is true. It was on the 6 oclock news tonight. https://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...se_with_a_Bike
06-06-07, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Blue Order
Or blackberry.
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Originally Posted by donnamb
They're not yet ripe here, Blue Order, you know that.
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Originally Posted by djSlvt
NERDS, ALL OF YOU.
If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.
Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot. Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.
If my speed makes you insecure, it does not mean you need to become an arse and flame me until your glory shines brighter than the sun. I'm not gonna qualify my self to you, you not worth it.
Lower the other guy, and raise yourself, that's classic nerd behaviour. You don't have an idea how easy it is to steel women from people like you. Be it girlfriend, firiend, sister, wife, mom if she's hot. Acting immature lowers one's value, nothing else needed.