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    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh
    C'mon Siu... didn't you read the original post? His gears aren't working right so he could only get onto the second "gear" in the front. And he was going 40 like that... it's obvious that a little gas pedal holds no candle to this guy; just wait until he can get his third gear working. I'm thinking 60 easily for this muscle bound guy!

    As for fighting with the old man, I think I saw this guy on TV recently. News article about a kid who is so macho that he can beat up a 91 year old man. Yeah, I think we're all in the presence of a true star here!
    Hey that was a local incident here in Detroit. some punk kid of 20yo or so beat the hell out of a 90+ year old man to carjack him. And the half dozen people standing 15 feet away did nothing to stop it. The kid punched him in the face 20 something times.
    Now the kid is pleading to the court6es to put him in a seperate cell because he's afraid the inmates are going to harm him. lol
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    Now that I measured the speed, I was going around 22 mph. Which is plenty. He must have been going 30 mph, which is still twice the speed limit.


    Nah, punching a guy for this is not worth it. It's what average guys who need to prove them selves do, they require validation, and usually end up in prison getting RAPED (not harmed).. I speak my mind, and most of the time their jaw drops and they realize they been wrong. Such as in this case, need to slow down. I seen that guy going around here again, he's driving slow now. What a chap..


    Hey, what you want. I'm a pimp. A master seducer. I'm good with women, and tough with guys. That's my way of living. I can give orgasm to a woman just by looking at her. I mean business when things go wrong. It's no none sense around here. I don't screw around when I screw around.


    I've done old man a service, he's now back down to legal speed. Hi-five!

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    Everything about this is awesome.

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    Whenever I read a road rage thread, I end up pretty engry for he next couple of hours. I opened this one out of curiosity... this is the most entertaining thing I've seen today! (Should tell you how cr***y my day has been so far...)
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    Wow! Three pages of entertainment in this thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt


    Hey, what you want. I'm a pimp. A master seducer. I'm good with women, and tough with guys. That's my way of living. I can give orgasm to a woman just by looking at her. I mean business when things go wrong. It's no none sense around here. I don't screw around when I screw around.


    I've done old man a service, he's now back down to legal speed. Hi-five!
    Is that you Larry?


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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    Now that I measured the speed, I was going around 22 mph. Which is plenty. He must have been going 30 mph, which is still twice the speed limit.


    Nah, punching a guy for this is not worth it. It's what average guys who need to prove them selves do, they require validation, and usually end up in prison getting RAPED (not harmed).. I speak my mind, and most of the time their jaw drops and they realize they been wrong. Such as in this case, need to slow down. I seen that guy going around here again, he's driving slow now. What a chap..


    Hey, what you want. I'm a pimp. A master seducer. I'm good with women, and tough with guys. That's my way of living. I can give orgasm to a woman just by looking at her. I mean business when things go wrong. It's no none sense around here. I don't screw around when I screw around.


    I've done old man a service, he's now back down to legal speed. Hi-five!
    Maybe you gave the old guy an orgasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG
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    Did you notice how fast he/she learned to write fluent English?
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    Quote Originally Posted by edp773
    Did you notice how fast he/she learned to write fluent English?
    Yup, we scared the poor little feller.
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    Hey what you want... He's a pimp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    Hey, what you want. I'm a pimp. A master seducer. I'm good with women, and tough with guys. That's my way of living. I can give orgasm to a woman just by looking at her. I mean business when things go wrong. It's no none sense around here. I don't screw around when I screw around.

    Ohhh this sounds like a challenge.
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    Hey, what you want. I'm a pimp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    I'm a pimp. A master seducer. I'm good with women, and tough with guys. That's my way of living. I can give orgasm to a woman just by looking at her. ... I don't screw around when I screw around. ...Hi-five!
    That's so suave, you must be a regular Don Juan.
    I'm sure all of us are so envious of your natural power.

    I'll bet all of your seductresses enjoy Spice Girls--just about as much as you, their "pimp."

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=123455

    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    I'm into spice girls lately. Just can't get enough.
    It's just so hard to control your natural sexy self, apparently, but--fortunately for the rest of society--it sounds like you finally found a way to achieve satisfaction, even as you remain a virgin.

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=121836

    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    Help me quit mastrubating
    Well, here I am, I thought I had this under control, but I was wrong. I'd like to admit that I have a problem ...excessive ************
    Indeed.
    But then all things in moderation, don't you think? You don't want to lose self-control like that: it could lead to ugly consequences, possibly a STD (as you have said), and then where would your natural dominant alpha man attraction be?

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124507

    Or, just maybe you went just a wee bit too far over to the other persuasion when you sought out decorating advice for your boudoir:

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124115

    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    I need a gay dude to tell me how to dress my bed. ..I'm getting rid of cotton sheets and getting sexy satin silky sheets. So that when a girl comes over [...] sometimes I have [ ] come over for my services, I have office in my bedroom. I want the [ ] to look at me and see that I'm absolutely HOTT!!!! and real, unlike the man she's with, and then I want her to look around my bedroom and picture me [ ]ing her. My bed is this one thing I'm taking care of. What do you put over these sexy satin sheets? I want something totally hot!!
    Man, oh man, you're just one WBAFC (Way below average Frustrated Chump).
    Having to deal with us "nerds" ("those little b*st*rds") must make you absolutely nuts (we can see just a hint of that in your posts).

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124806

    So, did your horoscope mention how much power you were going to lose to betas today, because (as you sagely observed elsewhere) "it says exactly what's going to happen." (Oh: but then what would daily sucking in horoscopes imply about your recent attraction to yet another "gay" part of your life, since "reading horoscope just got more gay"?)

    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124372
    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124020

    Hi-five!

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    Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamless
    Or, just maybe you went just a wee bit too far over to the other persuasion when you sought out decorating advice for your boudoir
    You mean....













    ....Sheep?

    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    I have bed sheeps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikepacker67
    Have you reached stable orbit yet?
    that gave me a belly laugh
    hi

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    Quote Originally Posted by djSlvt
    Hi-five!
    are you serious?
    hi

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    Wow, I had no idea there was a forum for Don Juans. The internet is a place of wonder, indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    Wow, I had no idea there was a forum for Don Juans. The internet is a place of wonder, indeed
    Not only is djSlvt a self-styled "Don Juan Master," the sosuave forum in addition to its various discussion lists has a "bible," as well as a "boot camp."

    Explains quite a bit.
    Seems not a little modeled after Tom Cruise's misogynist character in Magnolia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    Wow, I had no idea there was a forum for Don Juans. The internet is a place of wonder, indeed.
    Yeah... Seamless... please tell us you did a search on slljkgsk'djg or whatever to find that donjuan stuff?
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    No skiahh, it was on djNofuhcked. Get it right. Geez.

    I'm starting to think that he is Da Manly Man. And he don't even need a uniform.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb
    Interested in the Women's Cycling Forum?
    Perhaps your members might be interested in inviting djSlvt to lead a chat--about his cycling conquests, of course.

    However, law enforcement authorities probably recommend against holding a live webcam chat, considering the orgasmic effects of djSlvt's trademark "absolutely HOTT!!!!" leer. (Much like Conrad's "O O O O O O O O O O O O Gi-ive Me One Last Kiss," with pelvic thrust, from Bye Bye Birdie.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikepacker67
    Have you reached stable orbit yet?
    I do not think he is capable of stable orbit, or any other kind of stable for that matter.

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