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    Man charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle

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    I'm still in the Wine & Dine stage with my new BMC...she seems to be a bit of a prude and I doubt I'll ever get further than 2nd base, despite the fact that I've spent A LOT of money on her so far.

    My fixie on the other hand...dirty little Wh*re, she is.

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    wtf. . .

    how is that even actionable--this clown was in his room.
    Can't a person eff their bicycle in peace? Privacy anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiju-velo
    wtf. . .

    how is that even actionable--this clown was in his room.
    Can't a person eff their bicycle in peace? Privacy anyone?
    It really isn't that different from some other artificial device, right? Maybe it wasn't his room, it was refered to as "a" room????

    I wonder what sort of inter-species baby that would produce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reich17

    I wonder what sort of inter-species baby that would produce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanPT
    holy mother of ____!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanPT
    Disturbing, yet so ripe with potential.
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    The fact that his name has been spalshed across the media is probably punishment enough.
    This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.

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    This is just plain dumb. "He continued to do it wile the cleaners looked on". So they just stood there and watched the show, then when it was over they called the cops?
    So is it illegal to masturbate with anything other than your hand in that country? Because if they walked into a hostel room that we was paying for while he was tugging the bananna and then stood there and watched then they would be the ones in trouble.

    that reminds me, I got some new chain lube
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