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Old 10-04-01, 11:49 PM   #26
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UncaStuart,

Your tinfoil skullcap should be paired with an "acceleration limitation device" (a string tied to the driver's big toe and right testicle). Use of this device should be required by all drivers under the age of 25.
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Old 10-05-01, 04:35 PM   #27
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UncaStuart,

Your tinfoil skullcap should be paired with an "acceleration limitation device" (a string tied to the driver's big toe and right testicle). Use of this device should be required by all drivers under the age of 25.
:thumbup: Good one Bob!
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Old 10-08-01, 12:05 AM   #28
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UncaStuart,

Your tinfoil skullcap should be paired with an "acceleration limitation device" (a string tied to the driver's big toe and right testicle). Use of this device should be required by all drivers under the age of 25.
Dang!

(I hope they never invent this for a bicycle!)
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Old 10-08-01, 01:27 PM   #29
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Dang!

(I hope they never invent this for a bicycle!)
Yes, in that case I would imagine that we'd see fewer articles on the benefits of spinning.
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Old 10-08-01, 03:16 PM   #30
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"Cyclists fight an ongoing war with
guys in big trucks, and so many
vehicles have hit me, so many times,
in so many countries, I've lost count."
--Lance Armstrong

Perhaps this should be modified to:
"Cyclists fight an ongoing war with
guys with small penises, and so many
vehicles have hit me, so many times,
in so many countries, I've lost count."
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Old 10-09-01, 06:40 AM   #31
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"Sorry, my mistake. Thought this was a self help group"

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Old 10-09-01, 08:11 AM   #32
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What makes me worry even more is that my Mum says I have nothing to worry about!!!!!



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double v = this.vehicle.size();
double p = this.penis.size();
int iq = this.iq();
int m = 0;
int i;
if (this.age()<25){
  while ((this.proximity(person(male, this.age+5, 10))!=null)||(this.proximity(person(male, this.age-5, 10))!=null)) {
    m++;
  **
  iq = (iq/m - v/p)*K; 
  /*K is found experimentally for each individual.*/
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Old 10-13-02, 05:13 PM   #34
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dang! i thought i could get some advice about enlargening in here!
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Actually, I've found that men are usually the honkers and yellers. They are usually:

middle aged, pudgy men, often in large or luxury cars, who look as though they havent' walked more than a block in 25 years.

-macho gumbas with their bimbo girlfriends or macho gumba buddies

- greasy rednecks in beatup jalopies who yell stuff like "Get off the road with your toys!" while their rear bumper, held on with baling wire, dangles precariously off the back.

However, elderly ladies honk, usually to warn you, which is fine since most of them can't drive or see very well. BUt recently, a middle aged woman honked and gave us the finger! This was on a 'shared road' so I gave her a huge bronx cheer and yelled at her to suck my crank.
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Old 10-13-02, 09:26 PM   #36
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I thought this was a thread by someone who'd seen me out cycling naked again

Oh! Someone else who rides nekkid! You are my kinda man! Wanna be my boyfriend, Campag Fetish Boy?

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Making a right turn into me and cutting me off..........$100

Letting your dog run loose and knocking me off my bike.......$2800

Cheering while we were watching a drunken woman getting handcuffed and arrested for wreckless driving after she deliberately tried to run your whole cycling club off the road.........priceless

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Old 10-14-02, 06:46 AM   #38
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Hi Campag boyo
Sure you weren't chasing sheep when you were riding in the buff?
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Old 10-14-02, 07:14 AM   #39
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Old 10-14-02, 08:35 AM   #40
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Yer the man Chris!

Your thread title and the subsequent replys have cheered me up know-end

A brilliant antidote to the depression i have slumped into over the last few days, what with lousy weather stopping me riding ,job problems. Looking at this thread has made me laugh again in the first time for days.
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Old 10-14-02, 11:18 AM   #41
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Other than the driver of the green chrysler mini van who very nearly ran me into a parked car and then layed on the horn for me to get out of the road, I don't experience much harrassment. I guess being 6'2" and 220 pounds helps with this . I don't let them get me down and for the most part, the drivers seem to be pretty friendly.
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Old 10-14-02, 11:33 AM   #42
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LOL.... before it put up this post, the heading read:

Thread: Small penis syndrome Last Post: Big Johnson

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dang! i thought i could get some advice about enlargening in here!
Don't worry, Omalley. Size really doesn't matter. At least not to me.


Of course, I am only five inches tall.
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