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    short accidente

    hello
    has it ever happen to anyone, that they get aroused while having lycra shorts on ? what do you do?

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    Maybe you need a saddle without the groove in it.
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    Can you say aroused on this forum???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbonium
    has it ever happen to anyone, that they get aroused while having lycra shorts on ? what do you do?
    Were you on the bike at the time? If so it's time to adjust the saddle angle.
    If you weren't on the bike then that's more information than we need.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grampy™
    Can you say aroused on this forum???
    yes.

    Turbonium,
    Ride harder.
    Try a cheap, gel saddle or a plastic BMX saddle without padding
    those should cure ya in no time.
    B17 will also help due to retro/nonsexy/nonaero look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lotek
    yes.

    B17 will also help due to retro/nonsexy/nonaero look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbonium
    hello
    has it ever happen to anyone, that they get aroused while having lycra shorts on ? what do you do?

    Are you wearing shorts tight enough to keep eveything under control?

    I guess you could always wear really, really long jerseys. . .

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    Think about the seat post breaking and where it might go...... Unless that turns you on of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbonium
    hello
    has it ever happen to anyone, that they get aroused while having lycra shorts on ? what do you do?
    Wear it with pride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbonium
    hello
    has it ever happen to anyone, that they get aroused while having lycra shorts on ? what do you do?
    Well, usually there's a female wearing lycra shorts in front of me at the time and...

    Well, I'll let you figure out the rest.
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