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    trois, mon frère JaRow's Avatar
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    Where should one kiss their bike?

    This is probably the most pointless question I could ask, but I feel like it must be done. I was thinking about it today and since there are rules for everything there must be rules governing this as well. Where should you kiss your bike after a good race or just a nice smooth ride? I'm a fan of the saddle, top tube, or headset. What does everyone else do? Where do you kiss your bike?

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    Right on the stem!
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    On the @rse!
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    The stem, where it attaches to the handlebars.

    Not that I've ever felt the urge to kiss a bike.

    But, hey...different strokes...right?
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml

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    is as Gurgus does. Gurgus's Avatar
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    I vote the bottom bracket...dirty.

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    lick the chain

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    RD pulley while the chain is spinning.

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    Never kissed my bikes. When they give me a particularily good ride, I appreciate their good work. My reward is I stroke them with a polishing rag . I like to show them off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CommuterRun View Post
    The stem, where it attaches to the handlebars.

    Not that I've ever felt the urge to kiss a bike.

    But, hey...different strokes...right?
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml
    That is just weird. I think that is taking stuff a bit too far.

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    i'm not limber enough to kiss it where i'd like....while i'm riding.
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    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    On the stem.
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    On the brake disc, just after a long downhill section. *Sizzle*

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    Siu told me to post this pic. I use lots of tongue when I kiss my bike.


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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    *tee hee!*
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Nipples
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    the tires. use a lot of tongue. your bike needs your love. it's your duty.

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    The chain
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    wow! and someone was making sarcastic remarks about naming bikes yesterday.

    Who keeps their bike in the shed? In their lounge room? or in.....next to their bed?

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    I don't kiss my bike. I occasionally slap its saddle, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommuterRun View Post
    But, hey...different strokes...right?
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...26/nsex126.xml

    It's got me beat how that fellow can get into trouble for expressing his 'bike love' behind locked doors, whilst this fellow can remain unremarked for his open air activities!

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    A nice, long lick on one of the tires will do nicely.

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    On the street, on the repair stand; it doesn't matter, just do it often!
    Today, I believe my jurisdiction ends here...

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    It depends on how well you know your bike... it could be anything from a gentle stroke on the top tube, a small kiss on the stem, a stroke of her curvaceous tyres, and maybe even a few swats on the saddle.

    If you get as far as the chain I'd say the kink factor is getting pretty high.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustguard View Post
    wow! and someone was making sarcastic remarks about naming bikes yesterday.

    Who keeps their bike in the shed? In their lounge room? or in.....next to their bed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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