Ya hear the latest Lance drama?
11-04-03, 08:28 PM
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Ya hear the latest Lance drama?
Two of my girl friends called me today to tell me that they heard Lance is now dating Sheryl Crow, last week it was Sandra Bullock and now Sheryl Crow...Is this ever gunna stop?
11-04-03, 08:31 PM
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"America's most eligible postal worker, Lance Armstrong, is apparently squiring around singer Sheryl Crow, not actress Sandra Bullock, as had been previously blabbered. Don't you just hate it when investigative gossip reporters get that sort of stuff wrong? Bullock was mistakenly described as the girlfriend of the five-time Tour de France champ -- who rides for the U.S. Postal Service team -- because both hail from Austin, Texas, and he once gave her a charm bracelet inscribed "You keep my heart racing." But Crow is the true paramour, the New York Post says. "They are trying to keep it very secret because he's going through a very ugly divorce," its source said."
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Who cares?
11-04-03, 08:33 PM
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Maybe im just jealous...i wish i could have all these girls! =D
11-04-03, 08:40 PM
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I never pictured Sandra Bullock as a homewrecker, so I am relieved to hear that the press got it wrong.
However, I would expect it from Sheryl Crow. I still love her music though.
However, I would expect it from Sheryl Crow. I still love her music though.
11-04-03, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by HammerTheHill
I thought Sheryl Crow was gay?
11-04-03, 09:09 PM
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Not content with the incessant attention given to his missing testicle, we now have to know about the goings on of the other one?
11-04-03, 09:13 PM
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Allister-
The world needs more curmudgeons like you!!!
DEMON rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter
The world needs more curmudgeons like you!!!
DEMON rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter
11-04-03, 10:09 PM
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Can't get carried away with this one.. While I very much like Sheryl Crow's music, I would not dream of riding across North AMerica with her the way I would Sandra Bullock or Charleze Theron. That was a legit. newspaper report about LA and Bullock feeding one another at Club 66?
11-04-03, 10:31 PM
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I'm glad it's not Sandra Bullock, she drives me crazy, I know she's nice and all but she acts like a total idiot all the time. Anyway Lance is an idiot too for leaving his wife, she was a total hottie.
11-04-03, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Gardner
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11-04-03, 11:41 PM
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I dont think Lance left his wife, i think she left him
11-05-03, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by HammerTheHill
Maybe im just jealous...i wish i could have all these girls! =D
11-05-03, 04:31 AM
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Maybe she had no more patience with his pro cycling status?
Originally Posted by FLYBYU
I'm glad it's not Sandra Bullock, she drives me crazy, I know she's nice and all but she acts like a total idiot all the time. Anyway Lance is an idiot too for leaving his wife, she was a total hottie.
11-05-03, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by HammerTheHill
I dont think Lance left his wife, i think she left him
11-05-03, 08:25 AM
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She's not gay, she's Metrosexual.
Anyways, who really cares? It impacts my life about hmmmm let's see 0%.
I also never understood why so many people glamorize Actors/Actresses to me they are just very good liars. They pretend to be someone they are not and portray feelings and emotions they do not have. Sure, they're entertaining, but no need to hold them up on a pedastal. I have more respect for a Firefighter or a Police Officer.
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11-05-03, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Allister
Not content with the incessant attention given to his missing testicle, we now have to know about the goings on of the other one?
11-05-03, 08:47 AM
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Yup
Originally Posted by HammerTheHill
I dont think Lance left his wife, i think she left him
Kristen deserves better than what LA has to offer.
11-05-03, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MKRG
make Lance eat crow.
11-05-03, 12:45 PM
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Crow v. Bullock was debated on Pardon The Interruption yesterday.
Who says the mainstream sports media don't care about cycling? Just add a little glitz and sex, et voila!
Who says the mainstream sports media don't care about cycling? Just add a little glitz and sex, et voila!
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Originally Posted by William Karsten
Am I the only one who caught the humour in this?
11-05-03, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by William Karsten
Am I the only one who caught the humour in this?
11-05-03, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by a2psyklnut
I also never understood why so many people glamorize Actors/Actresses to me they are just very good liars. They pretend to be someone they are not and portray feelings and emotions they do not have.