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View Poll Results: Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
No way! 52 28.11%
Never! 48 25.95%
I never wear underwear! 33 17.84%
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Old 01-13-04, 12:53 PM   #1
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Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
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Old 01-13-04, 01:56 PM   #2
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Get a life crotch gaurd.
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Get a life crotch gaurd.
This is my life, fixie-boy! I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword rest in my hand until the last unsightly panty line has been erased from the sport of cycling.

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Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
I never wear underwear in any situation- never, ever, never, EVER! Free-ballin' is absolutely the only way to go. You will never understand the liberation unless you give it a try. If you try it, you will like it. I repeat - IF YOU TRY IT, YOU WILL LIKE IT! What are you scared of, undie-peeps??? What are you scared of?

Do it, and thank me later.
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I never wear underwear in any situation- never, ever, never, EVER! Free-ballin' is absolutely the only way to go. You will never understand the liberation unless you give it a try. If you try it, you will like it. I repeat - IF YOU TRY IT, YOU WILL LIKE IT! What are you scared of, undie-peeps??? What are you scared of?

Do it, and thank me later.
Never did have underwear under my bike shorts, and since last summer nothing under my jeans or whatever I'm wearing when I'm off the bike.

The boys thank you and I thank you.
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This is my life, fixie-boy! I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword rest in my hand
Lack of life noted.

But, you know, if you're not wearing underwear, something's gotta hold your sword.....


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"But, you know, if you're not wearing underwear, something's gotta hold your sword....."

Unless your sword is getting sharpened on your zipper.
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Keeping the world safe from chafing and skid marks!

(Say, if you don't believe in underwear, why does your avatar wear it?)
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This is my life, fixie-boy!
You had to go there...just had to go there. Tsk tsk tsk...
Okay-
To be so focused on such a disposable item and dedicate the amount of time you do to eradicating this cottony demonwrap makes me wonder if I might have chosen the wrong profession. I should be an anti-underwear forum troller. I need to champion this cause too, but I am committed to other forum needs elsewhere. When the task at hand is finished, I will be right by your side, forever shirking society's ever-oppressive underwear addiction: watch out Fruit of the Loom, Disco's dead....you're next. Yes, I killed off disco. And I am currently working on Blink182 and Green Day. Corporate "punk" has no place in this life or any other. Just like underwear. And this forum. And WK. And me. Wait...the last three things are cool. Except when you call someone "fixie-boy." We prefer "one-geared Nancy"...now gimme a tea, ya bastid.
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Mr Nazi I just want you to know that you are me and my boys hero

Let them be free!
They will love you for it
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And to think some people pay to see threads like this.
It's fun to wear no underware!
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Underwear Nazi, I need your advice! I'm kind of squeamish about going totally without underwear because....well....I just feel nekkid without something between me and my outerwear but I hate panty lines. What are your thoughts on a thong? Is this a good compromise?

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Underwear Nazi, I need your advice! I'm kind of squeamish about going totally without underwear because....well....I just feel nekkid without something between me and my outerwear but I hate panty lines. What are your thoughts on a thong? Is this a good compromise?

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Okay I'm not the underwear nazi but I got to answer this ones

Dear Hates lines on my ass

Please do not think of wearing that skimpy little thong under your bike shorts. One of the funniest sites I have experienced was following a rider wearing one on the Tour de Fat a couple of years ago. You could still see it and it wasn't pleasant. This is coming from someone who enjoys drafting a finely crafted female rear end (or should I say ogling)

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I have to agree, I was following a female rider last year and the sun was at our backs; I could count the stiches in her blue underwear through her black shorts.
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Okay I'm not the underwear nazi but I got to answer this ones

Dear Hates lines on my ass

Please do not think of wearing that skimpy little thong under your bike shorts. One of the funniest sites I have experienced was following a rider wearing one on the Tour de Fat a couple of years ago. You could still see it and it wasn't pleasant. This is coming from someone who enjoys drafting a finely crafted female rear end (or should I say ogling)

Signed: Free and proud of it!
Dear Free and proud of it,

I understand about the not wearing underwear under bike shorts. That I never do but my confusion comes from everyday apparel...business suits, jeans, shorts...well you get the idea.

Bike shorts are different because you already feel like you're wearing a diaper so who wants to add to that with underwear?

Can anyone offer me advice on my dilemma?

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The funniest thing about this poll:
There are now THREE DnvrFox members...1 original, 2 clones? Someone stop that man from replicating!
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I never wear underwear in any situation- never, ever, never, EVER! Free-ballin' is absolutely the only way to go. You will never understand the liberation unless you give it a try. If you try it, you will like it. I repeat - IF YOU TRY IT, YOU WILL LIKE IT! What are you scared of, undie-peeps??? What are you scared of?

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I agree, undie-free for the last 3 months.
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I agree, undie-free for the last 3 months.
You're getting there, boyfriend!

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Never did have underwear under my bike shorts, and since last summer nothing under my jeans or whatever I'm wearing when I'm off the bike.

The boys thank you and I thank you.
You are very welcome. As I state to and and everyone - TRY IT YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
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I agree, undie-free for the last 3 months.
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Oh, wow! Now there are Seven DnvrFoxes!
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I think we have a problem here. Dnvr is clonong at high speed now
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Will the real Dnvrfox please stand up!
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