"...or are you just happy to see me?"
Is this the ONLY thing people can think to say when they see you putting a banana in your pocket?
The other night, I was about to leave work and dropped a banana in my jersey pocket for the ride home. (Yes, my jersey pocket, meaning the banana was ON MY BACK.)
So, as I leave my desk, a co-worker calls out, "Hey, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
I turned and said, "I am happy to see you, but if this is the result, (pointing to my back) something has gone seriously, seriously wrong."