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    Sumanitu taka owaci LittleBigMan's Avatar
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    Cowboys

    Ever watch a Hollywood car chase?

    Just cowboys, 'cept they're driving fast cars.

    (Cyclists are the real "cowboys." By the by, I hear tell the best cowboys were short fellas...)
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    Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
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    Originally posted by LightBoy
    Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
    The BOYS obviously

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    Originally posted by LightBoy
    Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
    Well...ahem...

    I guess we ain't got no cows!

    Hole-up, hole-up! We got COWS!

    Viva Wendy's, Mickey-D's!

    Chick-fil-A says, "Eat more chikin!"

    Last edited by LittleBigMan; 01-25-02 at 07:19 PM.
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    Originally posted by Pete Clark

    Well...ahem...

    I guess we ain't got no cows!

    Hole-up, hole-up! We got COWS!

    Viva Wendy's, Mickey-D's!

    Chick-fil-A says, "Eat more chikin!"

    Would that mean that chicken cows are COWardly boys :confused:

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    Originally posted by Harry
    Would that mean that chicken cows are COWardly boys :confused:
    It's one-liners like this that make me shUDDER!!!
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    Originally posted by Chris L


    It's one-liners like this that make me shUDDER!!!
    Chris, let's MILK this one for all it's worth...
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    Originally posted by Pete Clark

    Chris, let's MILK this one for all it's worth...
    This get's me CHEESed off

    Take the bull by the horns and stop PATting yourself on the back with your sad TAILS


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    Originally posted by Harry


    This get's me CHEESed off

    Take the bull by the horns and stop PATting yourself on the back with your sad TAILS
    Aww, come of the GRASS!
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    Okay guys, this is getting old. Can't we MOOve on to something else?
    Work to eat. Eat to live. Live to ride. Ride to work.

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    I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...

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    Originally posted by bikerider
    I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...
    Indeed, this thread is the biggest load of BULLs**t I've heard in some time.
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    Originally posted by bikerider
    I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...
    Saddlery not it seems. These threads seem to spur a few people on...

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    Currently riding an MTB with a split personality - commuting, touring, riding for the sake of riding, on or off road :)

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    This is Elsie, say hello.

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    Originally posted by diamondback
    This is Elsie, say hello.
    Elsie, the amazing two-cow, uh, cow, uh, thingie.

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    Originally posted by diamondback
    This is Elsie, say hello.
    Diamondback do you know what a cow looks like? It has udders.

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    That's udderly perposterous. Cows are fer eatin not milkin.
    (these are girl cows)


    PS: How did this udderly ridiculous topic wind up on bike forums

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    NEXT ON FOX!

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    That cow underneath's eye's a glowin ..............
    Velosophy#1: It is better to have a bicycle and no money , than money and no bicycle ! Velosophy # 2 : "Winning is simple, but not easy." #3: "Give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day , teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"

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    .....and you can hear one pooch saying to the other "Hey, check this out , I thought that was "doggie style"!!!
    Drink shellac. It'll kill you, but MAN, WHAT A FINISH!!

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    So this topic is just gonna fade away! Bump one last time!

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    Diamondback,

    That does not look like an udder, to me.
    No worries

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    Originally posted by Pete Clark
    Diamondback,

    That does not look like an udder, to me.
    That's why his "eye's a glowin".
    JAPH

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    It's one big udder

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    Argue with the horse!

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