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Old 01-24-02, 09:18 PM
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Cowboys

Ever watch a Hollywood car chase?

Just cowboys, 'cept they're driving fast cars.

(Cyclists are the real "cowboys." By the by, I hear tell the best cowboys were short fellas...)
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Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
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Originally posted by LightBoy
Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
The BOYS obviously
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Originally posted by LightBoy
Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
Well...ahem...

I guess we ain't got no cows!

Hole-up, hole-up! We got COWS!

Viva Wendy's, Mickey-D's!

Chick-fil-A says, "Eat more chikin!"

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Old 01-26-02, 01:30 AM
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Originally posted by Pete Clark

Well...ahem...

I guess we ain't got no cows!

Hole-up, hole-up! We got COWS!

Viva Wendy's, Mickey-D's!

Chick-fil-A says, "Eat more chikin!"

Would that mean that chicken cows are COWardly boys :confused:
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Originally posted by Harry
Would that mean that chicken cows are COWardly boys :confused:
It's one-liners like this that make me shUDDER!!!
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It's one-liners like this that make me shUDDER!!!
Chris, let's MILK this one for all it's worth...
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Old 01-27-02, 01:31 AM
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Originally posted by Pete Clark

Chris, let's MILK this one for all it's worth...
This get's me CHEESed off

Take the bull by the horns and stop PATting yourself on the back with your sad TAILS

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Originally posted by Harry


This get's me CHEESed off

Take the bull by the horns and stop PATting yourself on the back with your sad TAILS
Aww, come of the GRASS!
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Okay guys, this is getting old. Can't we MOOve on to something else?
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I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...
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Originally posted by bikerider
I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...
Indeed, this thread is the biggest load of BULLs**t I've heard in some time.
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Originally posted by bikerider
I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...
Saddlery not it seems. These threads seem to spur a few people on...

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This is Elsie, say hello.
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Originally posted by diamondback
This is Elsie, say hello.
Elsie, the amazing two-cow, uh, cow, uh, thingie.
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Originally posted by diamondback
This is Elsie, say hello.
Diamondback do you know what a cow looks like? It has udders.
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That's udderly perposterous. Cows are fer eatin not milkin.
(these are girl cows)


PS: How did this udderly ridiculous topic wind up on bike forums
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NEXT ON FOX!
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That cow underneath's eye's a glowin ..............
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.....and you can hear one pooch saying to the other "Hey, check this out , I thought that was "doggie style"!!!
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So this topic is just gonna fade away! Bump one last time!
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Diamondback,

That does not look like an udder, to me.
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Originally posted by Pete Clark
Diamondback,

That does not look like an udder, to me.
That's why his "eye's a glowin".
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It's one big udder
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Argue with the horse!
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