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    Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang


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    I am Joe's lactic acid. Big M's Avatar
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    Hot.
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    Do I get this right?
    He is filing a *complaint*???

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    Niiiiiiiice

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    My complaint would be that I've been riding all over Orebro and I can't find them!

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    Only in Sweden....


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    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikewille View Post
    My complaint would be that I've been riding all over Orebro and I can't find them!
    I predict a spike in middle-aged guys signing up to vacation in Orebro.

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    huh...weird.

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    "Honey, I'm going to be a little late. I have to ride through Orebro on my way home."
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    I hate to be the fly in the ointment, but if this was a woman attacked by men, it wouldn't be considered such a turn on. Unless you're creepy or deranged.

    **** is ****, and there is precedent for a woman to be prosecuted for sexually assaulting a man.
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    Reminds me of this:

    _________________________________________

    Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
    customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
    traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
    your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
    packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
    windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
    of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
    you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
    backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
    over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
    other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
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    times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.

    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each


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    Quote Originally Posted by HandsomeRyan View Post
    Reminds me of this:

    _________________________________________

    Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
    customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
    traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
    your friends.
    x 2

    What does anyone wanna bet that this Swedish incident will show up as some vid on a pr0n site?

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    He was molested as he rode his bike? I'm trying to picture the basic mechanics of that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggler2 View Post
    He was molested as he rode his bike? I'm trying to picture the basic mechanics of that...
    This is the only valid argument for recumbents...
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DX Rider View Post
    I hate to be the fly in the ointment, but if this was a woman attacked by men, it wouldn't be considered such a turn on. Unless you're creepy or deranged.

    **** is ****, and there is precedent for a woman to be prosecuted for sexually assaulting a man.
    No its not.
    I don't know what community you live in but here we have a little thing called double standards.
    They exist for a reason, men and women really are different and should be held to different standards. Consider that prisons are 93%male vs 7%female...
    Last edited by xenologer; 07-17-09 at 07:56 PM.

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    Obviously, this depends on the details of the situation. Most folks are projecting their harmless fantasies from a far, far distance.
    I see unexamined people. All the time. I don't think they know they're unexamined.

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    In all seriousness, picture being that guy.

    There's these women, and they appear to want sex, but are they armed? They've got your most valued piece of manhood -- is one of them going to whip out a pocketknife and cut it off? Is there an accomplice -- or four -- hiding in the bushes waiting to come out and stomp on you once the women have got you held to the ground?

    I think you'd have to be deranged to not fear for your safety, honestly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggler2 View Post
    He was molested as he rode his bike? I'm trying to picture the basic mechanics of that...
    They knocked him down to the ground.

    I'm sure it wasn't fun for him. Of course, it's scary, and of course the women committed a crime and should be prosecuted. But it is an unusual situation that breaks the traditional stereotypes, and that's a big part of what constitutes humour: when something is an unexpected reverse of what you think would happen normally. That's why the general idea ("man sexually molested by a gang of women") may be viewed as funny. Of course, the real situation is not.
    Stomping as lightly as I can...

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    Grace Slick, of the Jefferson Airplane back then, attacked and molested a gay man in a men's room back around 1967. I don't think she went to jail for this.
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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    I'll bet they just made that story up to increase bicycle tourism...
    "be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."

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