By bonking, I am referring to the bad thing that happens while cycling, not the good thing that happens in the sack.
Anyway, I chased down this big MOFO on a MTB that passed me going uphill, I stayed ahead of him for a bit but my legs suddenly went totally wobbly, I was kinda shaking all over, like I was gonna lose control or something. Energy went to poop. Was this the dreaded "Bonk?" I was only 2 km into my maybe 6km ride home from work, I thought bonking happens after epic long rides? I ate several times today, though breakfast was an apricot, a milkless cup of tea and later a Mars bar. I had some vegetarian "burger" patties for lunch, another apricot and another mars bar. FYI, I had no time to pack a "real" lunch and I needed food so I grabbed a couple mars bars from the giant box my mom bought. I choked the second one down, wishing it was real food, Blech.
Anyway, I digress. Did I bonk? What does bonking feel like?