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AdamDZ 07-02-10 07:29 AM

Funny bike ad on Craigslist
 
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Eh, those Canadians :D

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/1818360923.html

Here it is in case the ad expires:



Me - We need to talk
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore

XTC = What! Why?

ME - It's not you, I swear.

XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike

XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!

ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

.... ... ... ...

F**k you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
sl*t
pickup only

Pictures from the ad:


http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=158102 http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=158103http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=158104 http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=158105

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MMACH 5 07-02-10 07:53 AM

That's awesome!

Thanks for sharing it.

thompsonpost 07-02-10 08:53 AM

Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.

AdamDZ 07-02-10 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thompsonpost (Post 11051496)
Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.

Ha ha ha!

spock 07-02-10 10:16 AM

Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.

AdamDZ 07-02-10 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spock (Post 11051884)
Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.

Yeah, I should preserve the pictures too. The ads usually expire in a week or something like that.

ahsposo 07-03-10 02:22 PM

Break ups can be so ugly.

But I'm glad he posted those pics. I wonder if he's got any more...

idiotekniQues 07-03-10 09:59 PM

epic


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