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Old 07-02-10, 07:29 AM   #1
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Funny bike ad on Craigslist

Eh, those Canadians

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/1818360923.html

Here it is in case the ad expires:



Me - We need to talk
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore

XTC = What! Why?

ME - It's not you, I swear.

XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike

XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!

ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

.... ... ... ...

F**k you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
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Old 07-02-10, 07:53 AM   #2
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That's awesome!

Thanks for sharing it.
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Old 07-02-10, 08:53 AM   #3
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Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.
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Old 07-02-10, 10:06 AM   #4
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Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.
Ha ha ha!
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Old 07-02-10, 10:16 AM   #5
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Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 07-02-10, 04:35 PM   #6
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Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.
Yeah, I should preserve the pictures too. The ads usually expire in a week or something like that.
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Old 07-03-10, 02:22 PM   #7
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Break ups can be so ugly.

But I'm glad he posted those pics. I wonder if he's got any more...
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