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    Bike addict, dreamer AdamDZ's Avatar
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    Funny bike ad on Craigslist

    Eh, those Canadians

    http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/1818360923.html

    Here it is in case the ad expires:



    Me - We need to talk
    ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore

    XTC = What! Why?

    ME - It's not you, I swear.

    XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

    ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

    XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

    ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike

    XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
    XTC - god I can't believe you!

    ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

    XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

    ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

    XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

    ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

    .... ... ... ...

    F**k you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
    Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
    sl*t
    pickup only

    Pictures from the ad:


    3ka3m63od5T35P25S5a6t4408c22937df19c2..jpg 3k43m13p25V65Z05U0a6t327ffbcede6318a0..jpg3k03p03lb5V25O05R5a6tefb6ce858c32109b..jpg 3k23pd3ob5V45Y55O1a6tb9982f70cddd1374..jpg

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    Last edited by AdamDZ; 07-02-10 at 04:39 PM.

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    Cycle Dallas MMACH 5's Avatar
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    That's awesome!

    Thanks for sharing it.
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.

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    Bike addict, dreamer AdamDZ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by thompsonpost View Post
    Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.
    Ha ha ha!

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    Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.

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    Bike addict, dreamer AdamDZ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spock View Post
    Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.
    Yeah, I should preserve the pictures too. The ads usually expire in a week or something like that.

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    Break ups can be so ugly.

    But I'm glad he posted those pics. I wonder if he's got any more...
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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