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    Bike addict, dreamer AdamDZ's Avatar
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    Funny bike ad on Craigslist

    Eh, those Canadians

    http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/1818360923.html

    Here it is in case the ad expires:



    Me - We need to talk
    ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore

    XTC = What! Why?

    ME - It's not you, I swear.

    XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

    ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

    XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

    ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike

    XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
    XTC - god I can't believe you!

    ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

    XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

    ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

    XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

    ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

    .... ... ... ...

    F**k you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
    Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
    sl*t
    pickup only

    Pictures from the ad:


    3ka3m63od5T35P25S5a6t4408c22937df19c2..jpg 3k43m13p25V65Z05U0a6t327ffbcede6318a0..jpg3k03p03lb5V25O05R5a6tefb6ce858c32109b..jpg 3k23pd3ob5V45Y55O1a6tb9982f70cddd1374..jpg

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    Last edited by AdamDZ; 07-02-10 at 04:39 PM.

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    Cycle Dallas MMACH 5's Avatar
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    That's awesome!

    Thanks for sharing it.
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.

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    Bike addict, dreamer AdamDZ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by thompsonpost View Post
    Apparently, the seller is bike-sexual.
    Ha ha ha!

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    Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.

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    Bike addict, dreamer AdamDZ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spock View Post
    Those pics are awesome. In the shower, in the bed..... just classic. Thanks for sharing.
    Yeah, I should preserve the pictures too. The ads usually expire in a week or something like that.

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    Break ups can be so ugly.

    But I'm glad he posted those pics. I wonder if he's got any more...
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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